What a team though.... Mike and Broocie hit Europe en masse.....
ccoooooooo!.... 

We will take a truck, once we have the DVLA sorted

Mever say never....
Will it all fit in a Transit or similar? If so, its doable.... You do the sums.....
I'm sure they aren't that bad, I once got a cooker in the front seat of my Miggy. OK, I'm sure I can fix the plastic bits with some glue....
Mind you the wife's Corsa is very good, the cooker journey got stoped when the mig broke down, but she folded down the back seat and the cooker fitted in a dream.
I have emailed the seller asking for weights, we'll see if he responds.
Thanks for all your help and advice so far,
Talking abut Trannies, remember I said I was working next to a metal processing place ?. Well on Friday, this guy drove up in a fairly clean looking blue Transit, high top, OK "K" reg but, and just left it there, to be chewed up for scrap, to go to china for more crap to be shipped back here. Wonder if they wouldn't mind lending it too me for a couple of days ?. Its a silly world.
Cheers Ken