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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Make good use of the free coffee Mr Opti 


Coin operated machine, Mr Emd.

Sadly, not even a fondle of the receptionists tit's is free.  

So are you saying that the receptionists tit's are also coin operated ?   

Is that the same as pay per view?

[EMD]

Make good use of the free coffee Mr Opti 

Coin operated machine, Mr Emd.

Sadly, not even a fondle of the receptionists tit's is free. 

Free coffee/tea/chocolate . Sky tv and a lump of cake in our Quikflip 

No dolly birds there but got one of those at home 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Make good use of the free coffee Mr Opti 

Coin operated machine, Mr Emd.

Sadly, not even a fondle of the receptionists tit's is free. 

Free coffee/tea/chocolate . Sky tv and a lump of cake in our Quikflip 

No dolly birds there but got one of those at home 

.......my local Kwik Fit offers nothing other than "fu*k you" looks. The place is run for the benefit of the manager and staff, rather than the customers. There is absolutely no chance I'll be offered a slice of victoria sponge.

[Diamond Black Geezer]

Ah 'Victoria Sponge' - I never knew the receptionist's name, now I do. 

[EMD]

Make good use of the free coffee Mr Opti 

Coin operated machine, Mr Emd.

Sadly, not even a fondle of the receptionists tit's is free. 

Free coffee/tea/chocolate . Sky tv and a lump of cake in our Quikflip 

No dolly birds there but got one of those at home 

.......my local Kwik Fit offers nothing other than "fu*k you" looks. The place is run for the benefit of the manager and staff, rather than the customers. There is absolutely no chance I'll be offered a slice of victoria sponge.

Im sure they are on some sort of bonus scheme , i heard 2 of them whispering "we f*kin nailed it today" and i still got 4 tyrs to put on this truck  This must be a bonus scheme between each kwikflip site . Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

[Sir Tigger KC]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

Still waiting for big pictures of Mr Emd's Frontera.

[EMD]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

Still waiting for big pictures of Mr Emd's Frontera.

Patience young Jedi .. big transformations are happening tomorrow 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

Still waiting for big pictures of Mr Emd's Frontera.

Patience young Jedi .. big transformations are happening tomorrow 

Sound exciting.

[TheBoy]

Despite what that reprobate TB thinks, I rate Goodyear Eagle tyres.

I have nought against them. They are just not suited to me.  I think they are easy to wreck by overdriving them, unless 50% of them just happen to be faulty (GY agreed on the 2 I sent back, so I got a partial refund voucher)

[TheBoy]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

Still waiting for big pictures of Mr Emd's Frontera.

Patience young Jedi .. big transformations are happening tomorrow 

You can't put a shine on a turd, young master...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

Still waiting for big pictures of Mr Emd's Frontera.

Patience young Jedi .. big transformations are happening tomorrow 

You can't put a shine on a turd, young master...

I get the distinct impression that TB is not a fan of the Frontera.

[EMD]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

Still waiting for big pictures of Mr Emd's Frontera.

Patience young Jedi .. big transformations are happening tomorrow 

You can't put a shine on a turd, young master...

I get the distinct impression that TB is not a fan of the Frontera.

You reckon  each to their own .. i love it 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

Still waiting for big pictures of Mr Emd's Frontera.

Patience young Jedi .. big transformations are happening tomorrow 

You can't put a shine on a turd, young master...

I get the distinct impression that TB is not a fan of the Frontera.

You reckon  each to their own .. i love it 

Does it make you more attractive to women?....

It's a sizeable tool.

[TheBoy]

 Im happy with the work they did on mine though .

Have you tried loosening the wheelnuts yet though?    You'd better get one of those hernia belts before you do!    

Still waiting for big pictures of Mr Emd's Frontera.

Patience young Jedi .. big transformations are happening tomorrow 

You can't put a shine on a turd, young master...

I get the distinct impression that TB is not a fan of the Frontera.

Clumsy on tarmac, relatively poor off-road.

So too compromised in all respects.

You'd have to really be a true Vauxhall fanatic to love one.