A couple decide against having kids but would like to have a pet to take care of instead. They don't want any pet though, they want one that can talk back to them, so they decide on getting a parrot.
They go to the local petshop and ask the owner if he has any parrots. The petshop owner shys away and says no you'll have to go somewhere else. The couple say "that's fine" and start to make their way out the door.
Just as they're leaving they hear a voice from the back of the shop saying "polly want a cracker". The couple are sure it's a parrot and go back to the red-faced petshop owner.
"I'm sure we just heard a parrot" the couple exclaim. The petshop owner comes clean and admits he has one parrot left. He tells the couple he doesn't want to sell them the parrot as it swears constantly. The couple insist, pay the man and leave with the parrot.
They get the parrot into the car and start heading home. Everything is going well until they get cut up on the motorway. Out of the back of the car comes a voice "did you see that f£$king c£%t, what a f£$king ars£hol£". The couple are astounded, they've never heard such foul language and they tell the parrot if it swears again they're going to put it in the freezer. At that, the parrot says "sorry, no problem I'll keep quiet".
They're nearly home, when they get cut up again. Sure enough a voice from the back of the car says "look at that f£$king t£t, what a complete utter w£$ker". The couple are shocked and tell the parrot he's going in the freezer when they get back.
They get home and stick the parrot in the freezer and leave it there for an hour. They open up the freezer and they see the parrot shivering away in the corner.
They ask the parrot if he's going to swear again?
The parrot replies - "no I won't swear again but what the f$ck did the turkey do"?
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