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[Sir Tigger KC]

The government wont allow,fuel to fall below £1.00, per litre as they will lose millions in tax.

Fuel duty is a constant charge per litre, so it's only the VAT element that's sensitive to the retail price. The government will see it as a good excuse to reinstate the duty escalator (after the election, of course).

Especially if we end up with a Lab/Lib/Green/SNP/Sinn Fein coalition or any combination of.... 

And people say STEMO is miserable...

I'm full of the joys of spring this morning Al! 

[05omegav6]

Bouncy, bouncy, bounce...

[The Sheriff]

The government wont allow,fuel to fall below £1.00, per litre as they will lose millions in tax.

Fuel duty is a constant charge per litre, so it's only the VAT element that's sensitive to the retail price. The government will see it as a good excuse to reinstate the duty escalator (after the election, of course).

Especially if we end up with a Lab/Lib/Green/SNP/Sinn Fein coalition or any combination of.... 

And people say STEMO is miserable...

Do they? News to me.

[EMD]

No price hike here , but there was a frenzy of slight panic buying 

[aaronjb]

I better get down to Shell and panic all over the cute cashier.

I mean.. er..

[TheBoy]

I better get down to Shell and panic all over the cute cashier.

I mean.. er..

Wasn't you in the Shell at Towcester, lusting all over the very pretty indian girl serving, and causing a queue out of the door?

More rear tyres spent...   ...I haven't managed to rubber that forecourt in yet.

[aaronjb]

I better get down to Shell and panic all over the cute cashier.

I mean.. er..

Wasn't you in the Shell at Towcester, lusting all over the very pretty indian girl serving, and causing a queue out of the door?

Not me.. I've only lusted over the lass in the Bracknell Shell (the one on by the leisure centre for the local yokels)

[TheBoy]

I better get down to Shell and panic all over the cute cashier.

I mean.. er..

Wasn't you in the Shell at Towcester, lusting all over the very pretty indian girl serving, and causing a queue out of the door?

Not me.. I've only lusted over the lass in the Bracknell Shell (the one on by the leisure centre for the local yokels)

Define.

Is there a court order in place yet?

[ronnyd]

I better get down to Shell and panic all over the cute cashier.

I mean.. er..

Wasn't you in the Shell at Towcester, lusting all over the very pretty indian girl serving, and causing a queue out of the door?

Not me.. I've only lusted over the lass in the Bracknell Shell (the one on by the leisure centre for the local yokels)

Wouldn,t that be classed as police harassment Aaron.

[05omegav6]

I better get down to Shell and panic all over the cute cashier.

I mean.. er..

Wasn't you in the Shell at Towcester, lusting all over the very pretty indian girl serving, and causing a queue out of the door?

Not me.. I've only lusted over the lass in the Bracknell Shell (the one on by the leisure centre for the local yokels)

The Waitrose one?

[aaronjb]

Yup Al, the Waitrose one

Define.

Is there a court order in place yet?

Lusted as in admired from afar but said nothing to - same way I lust over anyone As for the court order bit.. you've been talking to the people I work with, I reckon! I have some kind of reputation as a stalker (just because I look people up on LinkedIn.. Facebook.. etc )

[Kai]

Yup Al, the Waitrose one

Define.

Is there a court order in place yet?

Lusted as in admired from afar but said nothing to - same way I lust over anyone As for the court order bit.. you've been talking to the people I work with, I reckon! I have some kind of reputation as a stalker (just because I look people up on LinkedIn.. Facebook.. etc )

If they didn't want to be looked up they wouldn't be on all these sites where they can be haha 

[aaronjb]

If they didn't want to be looked up they wouldn't be on all these sites where they can be haha 

Exactly! Or that's what I'll instruct my solicitor to say, anyway…

[TheBoy]

Lusted as in admired from afar but said nothing to - same way I lust over anyone

Yes, but were your pants around your ankles?

[aaronjb]

  No, and my hands weren't in my pockets, either!