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No excuse
« on: 02 February 2015, 14:37:26 »

Come on Lizzie and any other girls , its time to get your hands dirty  ;D ;D ;D

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Men work on cars and women cook. Men put up shelves and women make curtains. This used to be typical but not any more, with tasks in the home often shared equally.

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« Reply #1 on: 02 February 2015, 15:16:39 »

My woman was dyeing her hair when I started changing the struts on her Golf. She came down, in PJs and with a towel on her shoulders, declared that she wanted a go, then finished the job herself... she also did the PAS pump on Elvis, and can weld. I love her.
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« Reply #2 on: 02 February 2015, 16:31:06 »

My woman was dyeing her hair when I started changing the struts on her Golf. She came down, in PJs and with a towel on her shoulders, declared that she wanted a go, then finished the job herself... she also did the PAS pump on Elvis, and can weld. I love her.

Exactly!  Many of us can apply ourselves to far more than baby rearing and cooking.  We started in our early days to learn we wanted to avoid the situation of relying on men to fix our cars or carryout DIY around the house.  Nowadays women are lead engineers building atomic submarines, Crossrail, Airbus airliners, ships, etc, etc. Far more young women are applying their multi-tasking abilities to all kinds of employment once solely allocated to men.  Respect girls, respect!! :y :y :y :y :y

As for that manual.....if it exists............how bloody condescending!  We can read complicated manuals (which Haynes is not!) just as well as men and do not require separate publications! :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #3 on: 02 February 2015, 16:36:12 »

Some of you can, Lizzie.. some of you also have trouble knowing which end of a screwdriver to hold.

But I know plenty of men like that, too.. ;D
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #4 on: 02 February 2015, 16:37:48 »

I was amazed how they got away with the comment as stated on the web page  :o  :(
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #5 on: 02 February 2015, 16:39:59 »

See now I think that a great idea for some sort of Meet. Where the women fix members cars, in their underwear or bikini for example whilst us chaps watch in awe  :y
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« Reply #6 on: 02 February 2015, 16:42:50 »

Some of you can, Lizzie.. some of you also have trouble knowing which end of a screwdriver to hold.

But I know plenty of men like that, too.. ;D

My father was one of those!  Mum did all the DIY! ::) ::) ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 02 February 2015, 16:43:52 »

See now I think that a great idea for some sort of Meet. Where the women fix members cars, in their underwear or bikini for example whilst us chaps watch in awe  :y

 :o :o :o :o :-X :-X :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #8 on: 02 February 2015, 16:44:44 »

See now I think that a great idea for some sort of Meet. Where the women fix members cars, in their underwear or bikini for example whilst us chaps watch in awe  :y

A great idea indeed. :y Do we need to form a vetting committee to meet all prospective mechanics and make sure they are suitably endowed mechanically competent?  ;)
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #9 on: 02 February 2015, 16:45:40 »

See now I think that a great idea for some sort of Meet. Where the women fix members cars, in their underwear or bikini for example whilst us chaps watch in our pink Y fronts  :y
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #10 on: 02 February 2015, 16:48:29 »

Ya know Dickspring.... I used to do things like that when I was 12  ;D
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #11 on: 02 February 2015, 16:52:23 »

Ya know Dickspring.... I used to do things like that when I was 12  ;D

Dress up in bikinis and women's underwear?  Erm, you didn't stop there though did ya?!  ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 02 February 2015, 16:53:23 »

Ya know Dickspring.... I used to do things like that when I was 12  ;D
Who is this Dick Spring fella? Sounds ok to me  ;D
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #13 on: 02 February 2015, 16:54:59 »

See now I think that a great idea for some sort of Meet. Where the women fix members cars, in their underwear or bikini for example whilst us chaps watch in awe  :y

 :o :o :o :o :-X :-X :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Maybe a competition between women and men to see who's the fastest to get the b@stid bolt in place  ;D   :-*
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Re: No excuse
« Reply #14 on: 02 February 2015, 16:55:36 »

Didn't take long to get you adding ya two penith in eh Guffer????
Anyway nowt wrong with wearing womens underwear mate if you feel comfortable in it. Whatever floats ya boat xx
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