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[Sir Tigger KC]

About an hour ago I'm happily sat watching MOD when I hear a load bang outside and I think "Shit, someone's hit my car!" 

So I run to the front door and I'm fumbling with my keys, can't get the right one to unlock the door and don't bother switching on the outside light, as I'm going to run out and catch whoever's hit my car!    I eventually get the door opened, I'm about to steam out and suddenly realise there's a big mean looking fella stood there staring at me in the gloom! 

"Christ!!" I go....  A little startled... Well he scared the crap out of me to be honest! 

Turns out he was the local Vicar who lives around the corner, who was walking his dogs and he knocked on the door to tell me I'd left a parking light on my car.      He looked more like a pikey axe murderer in his big old coat and beanie than a Vicar!   

How long have I got before I get struck down for blasphemy?     

[ronnyd]

You would have thought that he would have asked God to switch it off for you, to save you going outside in this
cold weather.

[dbug]

About an hour ago I'm happily sat watching MOD when I hear a load bang outside and I think "Shit, someone's hit my car!" 

So I run to the front door and I'm fumbling with my keys, can't get the right one to unlock the door and don't bother switching on the outside light, as I'm going to run out and catch whoever's hit my car!    I eventually get the door opened, I'm about to steam out and suddenly realise there's a big mean looking fella stood there staring at me in the gloom! 

"Christ!!" I go....  A little startled... Well he scared the crap out of me to be honest! 

Turns out he was the local Vicar who lives around the corner, who was walking his dogs and he knocked on the door to tell me I'd left a parking light on my car.      He looked more like a pikey axe murderer in his big old coat and beanie than a Vicar!   

How long have I got before I get struck down for blasphemy?     

Usually within 48 hours