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The Sheriff

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My missus made a big mistake the other day
« on: 08 February 2015, 17:07:34 »

She doesn't know she made a big mistake....yet. But she will soon. I was looking at Al's omega and wishing it was an estate. She said "What are looking at?", so I showed her. "Why don't you buy it then?" she said, not realising that, by implication, she had just given me permission to browse the car sections. Should I see something that takes my fancy, the first she will know is when it appears on the drive. :)
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #1 on: 08 February 2015, 17:10:56 »

Ah Steve she is luring in, you no full well you get a motor and in return she wants Diamonds and blood. Resist now before its to late.  ;D ;D
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #2 on: 08 February 2015, 17:15:47 »

Reminds me of that ebay ad for a motorbike a few years back...

Apparently, do WTF you like doesn't mean what I thought it did
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #3 on: 08 February 2015, 17:17:20 »

She doesn't know she made a big mistake....yet. But she will soon. I was looking at Al's omega and wishing it was an estate. She said "What are looking at?", so I showed her. "Why don't you buy it then?" she said, not realising that, by implication, she had just given me permission to browse the car sections. Should I see something that takes my fancy, the first she will know is when it appears on the drive. :)

Don't fall for that old chestnut Steve . . . .    it will cost you bundles  in the end  . . .  diamonds & blood are only the start  . . .  shoes, clothes , exotic holidays etc. etc.   . . .  her list will be endless . . . Resist at all costs ::) ::) ::)
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #4 on: 08 February 2015, 17:32:26 »

She doesn't know she made a big mistake....yet. But she will soon. I was looking at Al's omega and wishing it was an estate. She said "What are looking at?", so I showed her. "Why don't you buy it then?" she said, not realising that, by implication, she had just given me permission to browse the car sections. Should I see something that takes my fancy, the first she will know is when it appears on the drive. :)




This means that she's already bought something expensive, and is pre-empting your rant when you find out. For your own sake, don't actually buy anything for a few days so that you don't fall into her trap.
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #5 on: 08 February 2015, 17:33:04 »

She doesn't know she made a big mistake....yet. But she will soon. I was looking at Al's omega and wishing it was an estate. She said "What are looking at?", so I showed her. "Why don't you buy it then?" she said, not realising that, by implication, she had just given me permission to brow :yse the car sections. Should I see something that takes my fancy, the first she will know is when it appears on the drive. :)

Don't fall for that old chestnut Steve . . . .    it will cost you bundles  in the end  . . .  diamonds & blood are only the start  . . .  shoes, clothes , exotic holidays etc. etc.   . . .  her list will be endless . . . Resist at all costs ::) ::) ::)



And there speak a man of experience lol... ;D ;D :y
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #6 on: 08 February 2015, 17:37:17 »

She spends money constantly, as do most women, on necessary things like handbags and shoes and clothes. Stuff she needs for work. I, on the other hand, am a complete wastrel for even considering a car I might actually like. The car I've got will do just fine, apparently. :)
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #7 on: 08 February 2015, 17:38:59 »

She doesn't know she made a big mistake....yet. But she will soon. I was looking at Al's omega and wishing it was an estate. She said "What are looking at?", so I showed her. "Why don't you buy it then?" she said, not realising that, by implication, she had just given me permission to brow :yse the car sections. Should I see something that takes my fancy, the first she will know is when it appears on the drive. :)
Don't fall for that old chestnut Steve . . . .    it will cost you bundles  in the end  . . .  diamonds & blood are only the start  . . .  shoes, clothes , exotic holidays etc. etc.   . . .  her list will be endless . . . Resist at all costs ::) ::) ::)



And there speak a man of experience lol... ;D ;D :y

Exactly  . . . been there . .  . done it . . . got the t shirt   credit card bill :'( :'( :'( :'(.
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #8 on: 08 February 2015, 18:30:07 »

She doesn't know she made a big mistake....yet. But she will soon. I was looking at Al's omega and wishing it was an estate. She said "What are looking at?", so I showed her. "Why don't you buy it then?" she said, not realising that, by implication, she had just given me permission to browse the car sections. Should I see something that takes my fancy, the first she will know is when it appears on the drive. :)

Don't fall for that old chestnut Steve . . . .    it will cost you bundles  in the end  . . .  diamonds & blood are only the start  . . .  shoes, clothes , exotic holidays etc. etc.   . . .  her list will be endless . . . Resist at all costs ::) ::) ::)

Nah...I say buy it. The most expensive you can find. That way she can kick the shit out of you on a regular basis. ;D ;D
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #9 on: 08 February 2015, 18:52:53 »

She doesn't know she made a big mistake....yet. But she will soon. I was looking at Al's omega and wishing it was an estate. She said "What are looking at?", so I showed her. "Why don't you buy it then?" she said, not realising that, by implication, she had just given me permission to browse the car sections. Should I see something that takes my fancy, the first she will know is when it appears on the drive. :)
             
                                 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D great move
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #10 on: 09 February 2015, 13:41:31 »

You just know it makes sense to buy another Omega!  :y
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #11 on: 09 February 2015, 15:46:21 »

You just know it makes sense to buy another Omega!  :y
I am really tempted. Have to be an estate, of course. The omega estate fills all of my criteria, except for one, very important thing......reliability. I cannot afford to be off the road, and that's all that's stopping me.
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #12 on: 09 February 2015, 16:59:08 »

Quite a few estates for sale at the minute , im tempted to get another  ::) ;D
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #13 on: 09 February 2015, 16:59:21 »

You just know it makes sense to buy another Omega!  :y
I am really tempted. Have to be an estate, of course. The omega estate fills all of my criteria, except for one, very important thing......reliability. I cannot afford to be off the road, and that's all that's stopping me.

Omega do NOT break down. :)

I hope this puts your mind at ease. :y
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Re: My missus made a big mistake the other day
« Reply #14 on: 09 February 2015, 17:00:27 »

Quite a few estates for sale at the minute , im tempted to get another  ::) ;D

You already have three cars. I though you were selling the MV6. :y
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