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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Thanks for the advice. I'll suggest a Corsa then.

Are you paying, Ms. Kate?.......

What are you offering? Sex, hopefully.

Good grief!!    I didn't know you were into geriatric sex Kate!   

You cheeky bugger. I'll have you know that I'm a man in my prime. A man of experience who knows how to please the ladies.

Multiple orgasms is my speciality.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Thanks for the advice. I'll suggest a Corsa then.

Are you paying, Ms. Kate?.......

What are you offering? Sex, hopefully.

Good grief!!    I didn't know you were into geriatric sex Kate!   

You cheeky bugger. I'll have you know that I'm a man in my prime. A man of experience who knows how to please the ladies.

Multiple orgasms is my speciality.

Just like any self respecting octogenarian then?    They say that 80 is the new 50 these days!   

[Nick W]

Thanks for the advice. I'll suggest a Corsa then.

Are you paying, Ms. Kate?.......

What are you offering? Sex, hopefully.

Good grief!!    I didn't know you were into geriatric sex Kate! 

You cheeky bugger. I'll have you know that I'm a man in my prime. A man of experience who knows how to please the ladies.

Multiple orgasms is my speciality.

Does one each count as multiple? If she's that lucky of course.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Thanks for the advice. I'll suggest a Corsa then.

Are you paying, Ms. Kate?.......

What are you offering? Sex, hopefully.

Good grief!!    I didn't know you were into geriatric sex Kate!   

You cheeky bugger. I'll have you know that I'm a man in my prime. A man of experience who knows how to please the ladies.

Multiple orgasms is my speciality.

Just like any self respecting octogenarian then?    They say that 80 is the new 50 these days!   

By my reckoning that makes me about 35.

[biggriffin]

My lord opti,are you trying to arrange a man'ge et trois, with our female member and sibling

[PhilRich]

Thanks for the advice. I'll suggest a Corsa then.

Are you paying, Ms. Kate?.......

What are you offering? Sex, hopefully.

Good grief!!    I didn't know you were into geriatric sex Kate!   

You cheeky bugger. I'll have you know that I'm a man in my prime. A man of experience who knows how to please the ladies.

Multiple organ donation is my speciality, as I still have a few in working order......above the waist anyway

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Fixed that for ya Opti

[Kate]

I didn't realise that the Doc was that old!

Well beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I didn't realise that the Doc was that old!

Well beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

I'm the perfect age for you, Ms. Kate.

[Kate]

I didn't realise that the Doc was that old!

Well beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

I'm the perfect age for you, Ms. Kate.

You're married though doc.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I didn't realise that the Doc was that old!

Well beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

I'm the perfect age for you, Ms. Kate.

You're married though doc.

For the third time.

[Webby the Bear]

Anything from ford from 06 onwards 

[05omegav6]

Anything from ford from 06 onwards 

Have you been drinking again...

[Rods2]

Thanks for the advice. I'll suggest a Corsa then.

Are you paying, Ms. Kate?.......

What are you offering? Sex, hopefully.

Good grief!!    I didn't know you were into geriatric sex Kate!   

You cheeky bugger. I'll have you know that I'm a man in my prime. A man of experience who knows how to please the ladies.

Multiple orgasms is my speciality.

One in February, another in August and a third in December.

[tigers_gonads]

Anyway, back onto the topic 

We picked up for the lad a 5 door corsa c 1.3 cdti on a 54 a couple of weeks ago for under 1400 quid with only 96K on the clock.

Its a bit noisy when cold, pish easy to drive and unbelievable on fuel. Its pretty good fun to chuck around the streets / lanes too if your that way inclined 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Anyway, back onto the topic 

We picked up for the lad a 5 door corsa c 1.3 cdti on a 54 a couple of weeks ago for under 1400 quid with only 96K on the clock.

Its a bit noisy when cold, pish easy to drive and unbelievable on fuel. Its pretty good fun to chuck around the streets / lanes too if your that way inclined 

Can't go wrong with a Corsa 'C'....

Can it be remapped?