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[The Sheriff]

....driving a renault megane coupe. French shite 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

....driving a renault megane coupe. French shite 

Perhaps.......but at least the electrics will be beyond reproach.

[The Sheriff]

....driving a renault megane coupe. French shite 

Perhaps.......but at least the electrics will be beyond reproach.

You really don't have a clue......do you, dinosaur? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

....driving a renault megane coupe. French shite 

Perhaps.......but at least the electrics will be beyond reproach.

You really don't have a clue......do you, dinosaur? 

Why thank you.

[The Sheriff]

Does your mighty MV6 have built in satnav, auto lights, auto wipers, auto door lock? No? Well wifeys megane does and they all work perfectly. The engine hasn't spilled its guts all over the drive either. Cam belt? 100,000 miles between changes, rocker cover gaskets?, dry as a bone. 



Oh...and 20,000 miles between services.

[The Sheriff]

Oh yes....36 mpg around town...and it's 1.6 engine would leave your huge barge for dead.   



I think that's enough now. 

[Webby the Bear]

They're still sh*t 

[The Sheriff]

They're still sh*t 

That's what I said...french shite.

[zirk]

Oh...and services between 20,000 miles.

fixed that.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oh yes....36 mpg around town...and it's 1.6 engine would leave your huge barge for dead.  



I think that's enough now. 

Would it boll*cks.

[The Sheriff]

Oh yes....36 mpg around town...and it's 1.6 engine would leave your huge barge for dead.  



I think that's enough now. 

Would it boll*cks.

It would. Not on an airfield over a quarter mile, like wot your fellow dinosaurs do on top gear, but on a normal, twisty, bumpy road.......you'd be in a flicking hedge......

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oh yes....36 mpg around town...and it's 1.6 engine would leave your huge barge for dead.  



I think that's enough now. 

Would it boll*cks.

It would. Not on an airfield over a quarter mile, like wot your fellow dinosaurs do on top gear, but on a normal, twisty, bumpy road.......you'd be in a flicking hedge......

Nothing wrong with dinosaurs. They ran the whole show for 60 million years and if it wasn't for a big rock falling from the sky they would still be here.

How long has man been around? 1 million years......1.5 million tops.

The Omega will outlast the Megane.

[The Sheriff]

Oh yes....36 mpg around town...and it's 1.6 engine would leave your huge barge for dead.  



I think that's enough now. 

Would it boll*cks.

It would. Not on an airfield over a quarter mile, like wot your fellow dinosaurs do on top gear, but on a normal, twisty, bumpy road.......you'd be in a flicking hedge......

Nothing wrong with dinosaurs. They ran the whole show for 60 million years and if it wasn't for a big rock falling from the sky they would still be here.

How long has man been around? 1 million years......1.5 million tops.

The Omega will outlast the Megane.

Of course the omega will outlast the megane, normal people trade their cars in now and again.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oh yes....36 mpg around town...and it's 1.6 engine would leave your huge barge for dead.  



I think that's enough now. 

Would it boll*cks.

It would. Not on an airfield over a quarter mile, like wot your fellow dinosaurs do on top gear, but on a normal, twisty, bumpy road.......you'd be in a flicking hedge......

Nothing wrong with dinosaurs. They ran the whole show for 60 million years and if it wasn't for a big rock falling from the sky they would still be here.

How long has man been around? 1 million years......1.5 million tops.

The Omega will outlast the Megane.

Of course the omega will outlast the megane, normal people trade their cars in now and again.

When you trade your Daewoo in it might be wise to prepare yourself for a shock.

My car is worth SFA so I have SFA to loose.

[The Sheriff]

No shock, about £6200 from the carbuyingservice, but I'm not thinking about it yet.