Dear TB,
I think the forum is really funny. If I had any friends, I’m sure they would like it too. The thing is my post count is only 134. At this rate, I’m going to be at least 17 or 18 by the time I get a count in the thousands and my mum says that by then I will have discovered girls and I won’t want to spend my evenings reading about crank sensors. (I think my mum is very silly). Anyway, the thing is could you fix it for me to be a KNIGHT FOR THE DAY.
I could then tell all the others in my class and maybe one or two of them might talk to me.
I really think you are doing a good job as a Globule Modulator and I’m sure your Omega is THE BEST. I wanted to come and see you so you could drive me around very fast, but my mum said as I’ve only one pair of trousers and our washing machine is broken, it would not be a good idea. I did tell her that you’re really good with washing machines as well as cars, but she still wouldn’t let me.
Anyway, if you could fix it for me, please let me know. And if you have a signed photo I would really like to have it so I can glue it in my scrapbook. Also, if you have any sweets, I like Smarties best.
Thank you very much
Nicholas (aged 6)