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STMO123

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little Jonny......
« on: 03 July 2008, 18:03:40 »
....is watching TV in his bedroom. He runs down to mum and dad and asks "Dad, what's love juice?" Mums jaw hits the table. Dad squirms with embarrassment, but decides it's time he has a man-to-man with the little fella. He explains the facts of life as gently and factually as he can. Jonny seems happy with this and heads off back to his room.

Dad shouts after him "By the way Jonny, what were you watching on TV?"

Jonny shouts back "Wimbledon"  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: little Jonny......
« Reply #1 on: 03 July 2008, 18:13:06 »
OMG!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D poor effort  :y funny though
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Re: little Jonny......
« Reply #2 on: 03 July 2008, 18:23:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: little Jonny......
« Reply #3 on: 03 July 2008, 18:28:09 »
Not taken from a Janet and John off radio 2 was it?? They are great comedy!! Terry Wogan rules!  ;D
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Re: little Jonny......
« Reply #4 on: 03 July 2008, 21:21:00 »
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Not taken from a Janet and John off radio 2 was it?? They are great comedy!! Terry Wogan rules!  ;D

Are you saying STMO is a TOG. :o

You may be right afterall. Doesn't it stand for Twatty Old Geezer ;D ;D ;D
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Re: little Jonny......
« Reply #5 on: 04 July 2008, 10:10:36 »
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Not taken from a Janet and John off radio 2 was it?? They are great comedy!! Terry Wogan rules!  ;D

Are you saying STMO is a TOG. :o

You may be right afterall. Doesn't it stand for Twatty Old Geezer ;D ;D ;D

I represent that remark!
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« Reply #6 on: 04 July 2008, 10:11:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: little Jonny......
« Reply #7 on: 04 July 2008, 10:23:37 »
brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 04 July 2008, 17:41:46 »
 ;D ;D
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