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Nickbat

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #30 on: 05 July 2008, 00:00:19 »
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That the forum seems to go quiet whenever I'm on?


That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

Where is Nickbat.. ;)

Gone fishing?

So..He is not on Mars then.. ;)

Talk of the devil and he will appear.. ::)

 :o :o :o

Spooky


Took me ages to go through all the mindless twaddle to find out where I'd been mentioned... ::)
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STMO123

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #31 on: 05 July 2008, 00:02:10 »
Nick! It's shrunk!
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Nickbat

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #32 on: 05 July 2008, 00:03:01 »
Ah, yes, the Nag's Head. The lease was up for sale, but no takers. Did get one offer, though from a Mr V. Meldrew, but I thought there was something fishy about it.  ;)
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STMO123

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #33 on: 05 July 2008, 00:05:02 »
What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)
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Nickbat

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #34 on: 05 July 2008, 00:06:54 »
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What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)

Have I stumbled on the set of the "X Files" (or "Eastenders")? I can't make any sense out of what you're on about.... :-/ :-/
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STMO123

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #35 on: 05 July 2008, 00:07:35 »
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What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)

Have I stumbled on the set of the "X Files" (or "Eastenders")? I can't make any sense out of what you're on about.... :-/ :-/

Your................post count!
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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #36 on: 05 July 2008, 00:08:23 »
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Ah, yes, the Nag's Head. The lease was up for sale, but no takers. Did get one offer, though from a Mr V. Meldrew, but I thought there was something fishy about it.  ;)

It was a nice plaice too.I'm suprised.. :D
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Nickbat

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #37 on: 05 July 2008, 00:08:42 »
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What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)

Have I stumbled on the set of the "X Files" (or "Eastenders")? I can't make any sense out of what you're on about.... :-/ :-/

Your................post count!


Aha! No, mate, I've always been a bit deficient in that department.  ;)
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STMO123

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #38 on: 05 July 2008, 00:09:17 »
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Ah, yes, the Nag's Head. The lease was up for sale, but no takers. Did get one offer, though from a Mr V. Meldrew, but I thought there was something fishy about it.  ;)

It was a nice plaice too.I'm suprised.. :D

Gasp. :'(
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STMO123

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« Reply #39 on: 05 July 2008, 00:10:22 »
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What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)

Have I stumbled on the set of the "X Files" (or "Eastenders")? I can't make any sense out of what you're on about.... :-/ :-/

Your................post count!


Aha! No, mate, I've always been a bit deficient in that department.  ;)

Thought you might have been on about lubrication....again ;D
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Nickbat

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #40 on: 05 July 2008, 00:15:16 »
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!
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Nickbat

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #41 on: 05 July 2008, 00:16:03 »
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'that's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit
that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies, 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan.'
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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #42 on: 05 July 2008, 00:17:06 »
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!

That has noting to do with him, he should only ask to see your blue badge.

Edit.. Sorry did not realise you were trying to tell a joke. ;D
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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #43 on: 05 July 2008, 00:18:32 »
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!

Now that is really funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Nickbat

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Re: Why is it?
« Reply #44 on: 05 July 2008, 00:19:53 »
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!

That has noting to do with him, he should only ask to see your blue badge.

Edit.. Sorry did not realise you were trying to tell a joke. ;D


NOBODY sees my blue badge....or my sheriff's badge.  ;)

(Is it past the watershed?)
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