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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #15 on: 04 July 2008, 11:13:30 »
OH sh*t  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 04 July 2008, 11:14:28 »
The best line I can use is... yes dear it looks great..... no dear it dosent make your bum look big.... :y :y
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #17 on: 04 July 2008, 11:30:32 »
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my m8 took anya the polish girl from the pub to greyhounds last yr with a few of them, she told all her friends at work she went dogging at the weekend, she couldnt remember what it was called and didnt know what dogging was.   ;D ;D ;D ;D


Thats up their with a colleague of mine....
Gave his Mrs a Pearl necklace for christmas....


So she went round telling everyone he had given her a pearl necklace.....took ages before she understood the sniggering  ;D
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #18 on: 04 July 2008, 12:23:04 »
Northern chat technique..Ay up you dont sweat much for a fat lass.

Best not to try if you wish to keep your teeth.......... :y :y :y
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #19 on: 04 July 2008, 13:07:19 »
You're rather nice, pull up a bed and take your clothes off ::)
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #20 on: 04 July 2008, 17:02:35 »
My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #21 on: 04 July 2008, 17:28:34 »
Phone your mum, tell her your not coming home tonight....

Did you hurt your knees.....when you fell from heaven...

Wheres your husband tonight.......

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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #22 on: 04 July 2008, 18:15:21 »
i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it.  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #23 on: 04 July 2008, 22:06:33 »
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i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it.  ;) ;D ;D

That's his normal chat up line, but he's not been lucky enough for the 1% yet.   ;D ;D
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #24 on: 04 July 2008, 22:15:46 »
Lol! Who says romance is dead!?  ;D ::)
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #25 on: 04 July 2008, 22:16:40 »
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i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it.  ;) ;D ;D

That's his normal chat up line, but he's not been lucky enough for the 1% yet.   ;D ;D

Used to work with a bloke who had a remarkable success rate with that!

Had a fair few drinks chucked over him, but generally did well!
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #26 on: 04 July 2008, 23:47:10 »
Here's some bad ones.

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Are you a parking ticket
cuz you got fine written all over you
 
If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and I together.
 
Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
 
Where you arrested earlier?
It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
 
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #27 on: 04 July 2008, 23:48:21 »
Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It doesn't have your number in it.
 
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye
cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good
 
Do u have a quarter?
I told my mom id call her when I fell in love
 
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven.
 
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Re: best chat up line???
« Reply #28 on: 05 July 2008, 21:45:17 »
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My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
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« Reply #29 on: 05 July 2008, 21:55:05 »
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My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
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:o Surely, guaranteed NOT to work! ;D
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