Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Search the maintenance guides for answers to 99.999% of Omega questions

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke  (Read 1395 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32620
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« on: 04 July 2008, 15:50:08 »
This is my 1st joke on OOF and may well be may last if I find Scruntie has already done it

Anyway here goes

A hippy and a nun are travelling on a bus.
The hippy looks across at the nun and says "I would very much like to have sex with you"
The nun is flattered and a little embarassed but says "I will only give myself to the Lord"
As the hippy gets off the bus the bus driver stops him and says " If you want your evil way with that nun I can help you. She goes to the graveyard every night looking for the Lord." He added, "if you dress up in some flowing robes and cover your face, you may be able to fool her, and have your wicked way with her."
So the hippy dresses up in long robes and goes to the dimly lit cemetary where he spots the nun. "I am the Lord" he says loudly "and I demand that you give yourself to me."
The nun was surprised but says "I have been waiting for this moment, and am willing to give myself to you on one condition. Because I am Virgin you can only take me from behind."
The hippy agrees and sets to work. After a while he can disguise his deception no longer, upon which he pulls back his hood and says " Ha Ha I have fooled you. I am not really the Lord I am the hippy."
Upon which the nun pulls back her veil and says "Ha Ha I have fooled you, for I am not really the nun I am the bus driver" ;D ;D ;D
Logged

LJay

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • North Wales
  • Posts: 3203
  • The Acrobatics Queen!
    • 3.2 - MV6 Big Blue!
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #1 on: 04 July 2008, 15:56:08 »
lol!  ;D ;D
Logged
Been there, fallen over it!

HolyCount

  • Guest
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #2 on: 04 July 2008, 16:14:04 »
eew eew eew !!! ( or in skrunties case --ewe ewe ewe !)
Logged

Dusty

  • Omega Knight
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Shropshire
  • Posts: 1302
  • Erotic Romance Author
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #3 on: 04 July 2008, 18:48:57 »
Ewe really are awful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged

kris9128

  • Guest
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #4 on: 04 July 2008, 18:51:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged

FRE07962128

  • Guest
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #5 on: 04 July 2008, 20:04:39 »
Very good Optimist ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Logged

mars

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Cannock, Staffordshire
  • Posts: 2508
    • Vivaro Sportive BMW 330d
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #6 on: 04 July 2008, 20:43:40 »
Very good ;D ;D ;D :y
Logged
There is no such thing as bad beer, some beers are better than others.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32620
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #7 on: 04 July 2008, 20:55:44 »
Quote
Very good Optimist ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Nice to see you back Lizzie.   :y : :y :y :y :y
Logged

Tony H

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • liverpool
  • Posts: 4940
  • Black Elites are luurvley
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #8 on: 04 July 2008, 21:23:27 »
 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Be aware of mole holes be very aware!

Vamps

  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bishop Middleham, Co Durham.
  • Posts: 24708
  • Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared.
    • Mig 2.6CDX and 2.2 Honda
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #9 on: 04 July 2008, 22:08:38 »
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Logged

Mr Skrunts

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Skruntie Land.
  • Posts: 25689
  • 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys,
    • 2003 CD 2.2 Auto
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #10 on: 04 July 2008, 22:42:17 »
Nice one matey, thumbs up from me.

Keep em coming. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Ask yourself :  " WHY do I believe in what I believe?"

Remember that my opinions expressed here are not representative of the opinions of other members on the OOF Forum.

Mr Skrunts

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Skruntie Land.
  • Posts: 25689
  • 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys,
    • 2003 CD 2.2 Auto
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #11 on: 04 July 2008, 22:43:23 »
Quote
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D




I knew you would turn, it was just a matter of time.  ;D ;D
Logged
Ask yourself :  " WHY do I believe in what I believe?"

Remember that my opinions expressed here are not representative of the opinions of other members on the OOF Forum.

Vamps

  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bishop Middleham, Co Durham.
  • Posts: 24708
  • Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared.
    • Mig 2.6CDX and 2.2 Honda
    • View Profile
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #12 on: 04 July 2008, 22:44:48 »
Quote
Quote
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D




I knew you would turn, it was just a matter of time.  ;D ;D


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  ;D
Logged

amigov6

  • Guest
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #13 on: 05 July 2008, 21:54:13 »
The God of Thunder (Thor) is a little tired of making bad weather & is feeling a little fruity so he calls for a vestel virgin to satisfy his needs. Upon completion he decides he should introduce himself so he kneels up between her legs & proudly announces "I'm Thor"
     The vestel virgin replies " Tho am i but it wath fun"!!!!!!!
Logged

HolyCount

  • Guest
Re: The Hippy and The Nun - Joke
« Reply #14 on: 05 July 2008, 22:26:38 »
Quote
The God of Thunder (Thor) is a little tired of making bad weather & is feeling a little fruity so he calls for a vestel virgin to satisfy his needs. Upon completion he decides he should introduce himself so he kneels up between her legs & proudly announces "I'm Thor"
     The vestel virgin replies " Tho am i but it wath fun"!!!!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.01 seconds with 16 queries.