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[The Sheriff]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Ah...this is an easy one.

A couple of dead dogs and (any other assorted roadkill ) mixed with the perfectly edible vegetables which get thrown out by the supermarkets each day.

Far more tasty and an authentic taste of the real China.

I hope this helps.

[The Sheriff]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Ah...this is an easy one.

A couple of dead dogs and (any other assorted roadkill ) mixed with the perfectly edible vegetables which get thrown out by the supermarkets each day.

Far more tasty and an authentic taste of the real China.

I hope this helps.

You really do live in the past, don't you? Anyway.....ordered....off to collect.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Ah...this is an easy one.

A couple of dead dogs and (any other assorted roadkill ) mixed with the perfectly edible vegetables which get thrown out by the supermarkets each day.

Far more tasty and an authentic taste of the real China.

I hope this helps.

You really do live in the past, don't you? Anyway.....ordered....off to collect.

Er.....such advice is not FOC I'm afraid. £20 should cover it. Not a lot of money.......think of it as three bent hairpins.

[Taxi_Driver]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Ah...this is an easy one.

A couple of dead dogs and (any other assorted roadkill ) mixed with the perfectly edible vegetables which get thrown out by the supermarkets each day.

Far more tasty and an authentic taste of the real China.

I hope this helps.

I saw, what I think was a baby dear at the side of road this morning.....would you like me to PM the location, so you can collect......carnt say how fresh it was tho 

[The Sheriff]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Ah...this is an easy one.

A couple of dead dogs and (any other assorted roadkill ) mixed with the perfectly edible vegetables which get thrown out by the supermarkets each day.

Far more tasty and an authentic taste of the real China.

I hope this helps.

I saw, what I think was a baby dear at the side of road this morning.....would you like me to PM the location, so you can collect......carnt say how fresh it was tho 

Doesn't matter if it's fresh, extra curry powder will cover that up.

[Taxi_Driver]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Im not sure you could do any of the above.....so yes get someone else to cook it for you.... 

PS im having cheese and bacon chicken kievs with peas tonight....cost 70p for kievs (reduced price) peas....pennies, cost of leccy for cooking....dunno...say 20p.... So I get meal for about £1.....how much did your Chinese cost you Steve 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Fresh haddock (no batter)..... mashed potatoes and peas.

Bakewell tart.

[The Sheriff]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Im not sure you could do any of the above.....so yes get someone else to cook it for you.... 

PS im having cheese and bacon chicken kievs with peas tonight....cost 70p for kievs (reduced price) peas....pennies, cost of leccy for cooking....dunno...say 20p.... So I get meal for about £1.....how much did your Chinese cost you Steve 

A pittance....£11.50.

But wait! In the seventies I could have got the weekly shop with that and had enough money left for a weekend on the piss.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Im not sure you could do any of the above.....so yes get someone else to cook it for you.... 

PS im having cheese and bacon chicken kievs with peas tonight....cost 70p for kievs (reduced price) peas....pennies, cost of leccy for cooking....dunno...say 20p.... So I get meal for about £1.....how much did your Chinese cost you Steve 

A pittance....£11.50.

But wait! In the seventies I could have got the weekly shop with that and had enough money left for a weekend on the piss.

Four pints for a quid when I was a lad.

[Taxi_Driver]

I am about to ring the local Chinese to order a meal each for myself and my wife. Do you think this is far too extravagant? Should I go to ASDA, buy the ingredients and cook it myself? I may save 50p or so.
Or should I just give her bread and butter and a cup of tea?

Im not sure you could do any of the above.....so yes get someone else to cook it for you.... 

PS im having cheese and bacon chicken kievs with peas tonight....cost 70p for kievs (reduced price) peas....pennies, cost of leccy for cooking....dunno...say 20p.... So I get meal for about £1.....how much did your Chinese cost you Steve 

A pittance....£11.50.

But wait! In the seventies I could have got the weekly shop with that and had enough money left for a weekend on the piss.

Four pints for a quid when I was a lad.

30 years ago when I used to go out on the piss.....You only needed a fiver in yer pocket.....That's a pint and a packet of crisps in my local now