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[chrisgixer]

Two opinions/view points/parties eventually HAVE to meet in the middle.

It is the way of things. Deal with it. Accept it and move on!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just a few hours to go before we get to learn of our fate.

[The Sheriff]

Just a few hours to go before we get to learn of our fate.

Staying up all night, Opti?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just a few hours to go before we get to learn of our fate.

Staying up all night, Opti?

Virile young night owls like myself don't need any sleep.

May I suggest a nice cup of horlicks and an early night for an elderly gentleman like yourself.

[EMD]

I keep expecting Nicola Sturgeon to topple over in those heels she's struggling to walk in  Clearly not her thing 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I keep expecting Nicola Sturgeon to topple over in those heels she's struggling to walk in  Clearly not her thing 

I find Leanne Wood quite sexy.


High heels would  make her even more appealing.

[EMD]

I keep expecting Nicola Sturgeon to topple over in those heels she's struggling to walk in  Clearly not her thing 

I find Leanne Wood quite sexy.


High heels would  make her even more appealing.

Leanne was quite a cracker in her day 

What about these 3 for the key to number 10 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I keep expecting Nicola Sturgeon to topple over in those heels she's struggling to walk in  Clearly not her thing 

I find Leanne Wood quite sexy.


High heels would  make her even more appealing.

Leanne was quite a cracker in her day 

What about these 3 for the key to number 10 

At forty-three years old Leanne is right in milf/cougar territory.

Jimmy krankie in the centre is more of a 'ten pinter'.

[EMD]

I keep expecting Nicola Sturgeon to topple over in those heels she's struggling to walk in  Clearly not her thing 

I find Leanne Wood quite sexy.


High heels would  make her even more appealing.

Leanne was quite a cracker in her day 

What about these 3 for the key to number 10 

At forty-three years old Leanne is right in milf/cougar territory.

Sheesh i thought she was older than me 

[driver115]

looks like a school reunion photo of 1 cranky and 2 lefties.
Career Politicians :
Tories would like to draw a dividing line around the south/south east , keep all of the wealth,and cut the rest of the uk loose, SNP and Plaid Cymru just "want to be left alone" N Ireland doing their own thing anyway, UKIP could emigrate to the Isle of Man, defend its perimeter and would be happy forever after, Green Party could find somewhere greener, Iceland is very green during Summer, the LibDems may find the yellow sahara desert quite fruitful, could use sand as currency and feel quite pleased with themselves, Labour could keep us all in work( so no pensions would be required) paying off the deficit until we drop as the Tories would gladly leave that with us, and if in the meantime we we became a little short of money, then the Tories would lend us a few bob , take all of our newly acquired lands as security and the cycle could repeat itself.

Failing the above, then perhaps its time once again to look at our voting system

[The Sheriff]

No more discussion. Get out and make your cross, and pray someone....anyone, gets a majority.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No more discussion. Get out and make your cross, and pray someone....anyone, gets a majority.

The polls don't open before 7 A.M.

[Vamps]

Mr Rods.

Whilst it is certainly true that the younger generation (18-24) have little interest in politics, I find the middle-aged amongst us (40-60) to be almost as apathetic.

It is mainly the coffin dodgers (65-death) who keep the British end up. This is because a trip to the polling booth is often seen as 'a grand day out'. Once they have scribbled their cross in the appropriate box (provided of course they have remembered their glasses) they  stop on the way home for a game of bingo, or better still an OAP sized portion of fish and chips.

By the time they arrive home in time for Corrie most of these senior citizens can't remember who they voted for, or why.

I bet you right enjoy that and your mini FandC's.


The much missed Desparate Den would have concurred.  You only have to watch Gogglebox to get a taste of what folk are like.

I do love that show..............

[jaykay]

I keep expecting Nicola Sturgeon to topple over in those heels she's struggling to walk in  Clearly not her thing 

I find Leanne Wood quite sexy.

Ditto but is a 'ten-pinter' what I think it is???

High heels would  make her even more appealing.

Leanne was quite a cracker in her day 

What about these 3 for the key to number 10 

At forty-three years old Leanne is right in milf/cougar territory.

Jimmy krankie in the centre is more of a 'ten pinter'.

[Varche]

as per jokes section

Today is the day when the electrolyte go to the poles to erect a new government.
The choice is a bewildering collide-a-scope across the piratical system of idiots, nincompoops, self seekers and downright liars.
More people than ever will be disenfrankensteined having not voted for the out write winners.
It's about time we ditched the first past the postal system and bought in Pictorial Representation.