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Crazycarzowner

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Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« on: 20 May 2015, 01:20:58 »
I went to help out a colleague who'd stopped a driver on the M56 yesterday as he believed that the driver of the car had given 'joey details'. I had a finger-print scanner so off I pop and meet up with him. Now the male in question had said (using made up names here) 'My name is Fred Bloggs date of birth 20/1/80'. When we checked this out 'Fred Bloggs' did not have a driving licence so alarm bells started to ring. Mr Bloggs then started to get a bit twitchy when I turned up with the scanner, then coughed his real name, this was checked and low & behold he didn't have a valid license either.

My colleague then informs the driver that his car is going to be seized due to having no license and we await for duty garage to arrive, whilst doing so the driver rings his friend to come & pick him up from our location. 10 minutes later a car pulls up behind us and its this guys mate wanting to pick his friend up. 'Oh' I says 'And what is your name???' 2nd male replies 'Fred Bloggs!!!!!' 'Oh dear' I thinks to myself, 'Come & have a seat in my BMW please whilst I give you a little ticket & paperwork on how someone with a VALID licence can come & collect your car from the pound too!!!!  :D :D :D :D
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2015, 02:45:04 »
Wasn't that a film?

Dumber & Dumber! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2015, 10:51:03 »
Brilliant  ;D ;D
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2015, 14:39:53 »
How stupid can some folk be....?
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2015, 14:45:02 »
Quote from: Jasonm on 20 May 2015, 01:20:58
.... 'Come & have a seat in my BMW please  ....

You mean the BMW is still working .........  :o

 ;D ;D
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #5 on: 20 May 2015, 19:02:26 »
That's priceless!Don't some people just deserve everything they get!!
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #6 on: 21 May 2015, 22:26:45 »
Quote from: BazaJT on 20 May 2015, 19:02:26
That's priceless!Don't some people just deserve everything they get!!

+1............ ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #7 on: 22 May 2015, 10:05:35 »
Quote from: Andy B on 20 May 2015, 14:45:02
Quote from: Jasonm on 20 May 2015, 01:20:58
.... 'Come & have a seat in my BMW please  ....

You mean the BMW is still working .........  :o

 ;D ;D

"come and have a sit in my BMW and keep me company while I wait for recovery"
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #8 on: 22 May 2015, 18:41:52 »
You mean the BMW is still working .........

It was one of the brand new ones, only 300 miles on it. They're a lot better that the older ones (fingers crossed)  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #9 on: 22 May 2015, 18:48:16 »
ECU will soon start complaining.......




Indicators over worked. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hahaha!!! Easiest car seizure yesterday!!!
« Reply #10 on: 22 May 2015, 20:14:51 »
Indicators over worked.


What indicators??????   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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