Sorry for the delay with this post lads
I was fondling over a 1000 women's bra's and nickers until 3:30am monday morning in Manchester and again Tuesday afternoon
On £6.50 a hour

For those who don't know, i've been doing zero hour contract stocktaking to bring some money in while i'm not doing sparky / alarm work
Yup, the money we are going to be down is indeed the child working credits and the benefit formally known as family allowance.
The missus is on a 30 hour contract so we receive about 50 quid a month from Uncle Dave @ No10.
The missus works for LIDL.
The shop she is working at is closing during September for around 9 - 12 months for a total rebuild and she has been given the choice of move to another shop and get some of her hours, tear the contract up and pish off or try and get another job for the 12 months then come back.
The problem with contacting the tax credit office is indeed if they know you work less then the 30 hours, the lot goes out of the window

The lad got a lecture off me on Monday night about pulling his weight and fair play to him, he came home with the news that he has a interview @JD Sports (zero hour contract) on Thursday afternoon so fingers crossed