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[chrisgixer]

Here you go. Citroen Kacktus.

http://www.citroen.co.uk/new-cars-and-vans/citroen-range/citroen-c4-cactus

Thank you. Being stupid, I had no idea such a car existed. I thought people were driving round with a quilted anorak tied to their car. 

Lies. All lies. Little bird told me its next on the list.

[chrisgixer]

Modern Citroen's are bland.

A nice DS may appeal to Mrs STMO.

It would certainly turn a few heads in the school car park.

Nah. Be as unreliable as an omega.

With a 40k budget, why care.

[The Sheriff]

Modern Citroen's are bland.

A nice DS may appeal to Mrs STMO.

It would certainly turn a few heads in the school car park.

Nah. Be as unreliable as an omega.

With a 40k budget, why care.

I spend my money on cars, not at WIM.

[chrisgixer]

Modern Citroen's are bland.

A nice DS may appeal to Mrs STMO.

It would certainly turn a few heads in the school car park.

Nah. Be as unreliable as an omega.

With a 40k budget, why care.

I spend my money on cars, on a WIM.

We know

[The Sheriff]

Right. I have to go out in my car tomorrow. I leave at eight, so I'll start my checklist at half seven.

Windscreen extra clean.......check
Wheels all pointing in the same direction.......check
Been standing 24 hours so battery not flat......check
Has it wet itself on the drive, no......check
Has the power sounder burnt it to a cinder, no....check
Any rusty bits fallen off, no.....check

Good..off I go......hope I get there...gulp.

 

[Vamps]

Right. I have to go out in my car tomorrow. I leave at eight, so I'll start my checklist at half seven.

Windscreen extra clean.......check
Wheels all pointing in the same direction.......check
Been standing 24 hours so battery not flat......check
Has it wet itself on the drive, no......check
Has the power sounder burnt it to a cinder, no....check
Any rusty bits fallen off, no.....check

Good..off I go......hope I get there...gulp.

 

I know a good breakdown service................

[Lazydocker]

Right. I have to go out in my car tomorrow. I leave at eight, so I'll start my checklist at half seven.

Windscreen extra clean.......check
Wheels all pointing in the same direction.......check
Been standing 24 hours so battery not flat......check
Has it wet itself on the drive, no......check
Has the power sounder burnt it to a cinder, no....check
Any rusty bits fallen off, no.....check

Good..off I go......hope I get there...gulp.

 

I know a good breakdown service................

So I see

[chrisgixer]

Right. I have to go out in my car tomorrow. I leave at eight, so I'll start my checklist at half seven.

Windscreen extra clean.......check
Wheels all pointing in the same direction.......check
Been standing 24 hours so battery not flat......check
Has it wet itself on the drive, no......check
Has the power sounder burnt it to a cinder, no....check
Any rusty bits fallen off, no.....check

Good..off I go......hope I get there...gulp.

 

You bought it. Obviously confident in the purchase.

Check list indeed. Surprised you can get in it, never mind drive it

[The Sheriff]

Right. I have to go out in my car tomorrow. I leave at eight, so I'll start my checklist at half seven.

Windscreen extra clean.......check
Wheels all pointing in the same direction.......check
Been standing 24 hours so battery not flat......check
Has it wet itself on the drive, no......check
Has the power sounder burnt it to a cinder, no....check
Any rusty bits fallen off, no.....check

Good..off I go......hope I get there...gulp.

 

You bought it. Obviously confident in the purchase.

Check list indeed. Surprised you can get in it, never mind drive it

You silly, silly little boy 

[Vamps]

Right. I have to go out in my car tomorrow. I leave at eight, so I'll start my checklist at half seven.

Windscreen extra clean.......check
Wheels all pointing in the same direction.......check
Been standing 24 hours so battery not flat......check
Has it wet itself on the drive, no......check
Has the power sounder burnt it to a cinder, no....check
Any rusty bits fallen off, no.....check

Good..off I go......hope I get there...gulp.

 

I know a good breakdown service................

So I see

[chrisgixer]

Right. I have to go out in my car tomorrow. I leave at eight, so I'll start my checklist at half seven.

Windscreen extra clean.......check
Wheels all pointing in the same direction.......check
Been standing 24 hours so battery not flat......check
Has it wet itself on the drive, no......check
Has the power sounder burnt it to a cinder, no....check
Any rusty bits fallen off, no.....check

Good..off I go......hope I get there...gulp.

 

You bought it. Obviously confident in the purchase.

Check list indeed. Surprised you can get in it, never mind drive it

You silly, silly little boy 

When's the cam belt due?

Oh yes, silly, silly me

[CaptainZok]

Here you go. Citroen Kacktus.

http://www.citroen.co.uk/new-cars-and-vans/citroen-range/citroen-c4-cactus

Thank you. Being stupid, I had no idea such a car existed. I thought people were driving round with a quilted anorak tied to their car. 

The Airbump® is a successful combination of style and usability! The soft skin, which is a worldwide exclusive, protects your car against everyday bumps and dents.

So what's the secret? A multitude of air capsules under a soft TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane) skin that does not require any special care.

So basically it's wrapped in bubblewrap? Which cretin came up with that masterstroke then?

[The Sheriff]

Here you go. Citroen Kacktus.

http://www.citroen.co.uk/new-cars-and-vans/citroen-range/citroen-c4-cactus

Thank you. Being stupid, I had no idea such a car existed. I thought people were driving round with a quilted anorak tied to their car. 

The Airbump® is a successful combination of style and usability! The soft skin, which is a worldwide exclusive, protects your car against everyday bumps and dents.

So what's the secret? A multitude of air capsules under a soft TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane) skin that does not require any special care.

So basically it's wrapped in bubblewrap? Which cretin came up with that masterstroke then?

More for car park dinks, I should think but, as you say, daft.

[chrisgixer]

Here you go. Citroen Kacktus.

http://www.citroen.co.uk/new-cars-and-vans/citroen-range/citroen-c4-cactus

Thank you. Being stupid, I had no idea such a car existed. I thought people were driving round with a quilted anorak tied to their car. 

The Airbump® is a successful combination of style and usability! The soft skin, which is a worldwide exclusive, protects your car against everyday bumps and dents.

So what's the secret? A multitude of air capsules under a soft TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane) skin that does not require any special care.

So basically it's wrapped in bubblewrap? Which cretin came up with that masterstroke then?

Steve knows. He'll say he doesn't, but he does. He's got a deposit down already. You wait and see.

[The Sheriff]

Right. I have to go out in my car tomorrow. I leave at eight, so I'll start my checklist at half seven.

Windscreen extra clean.......check
Wheels all pointing in the same direction.......check
Been standing 24 hours so battery not flat......check
Has it wet itself on the drive, no......check
Has the power sounder burnt it to a cinder, no....check
Any rusty bits fallen off, no.....check

Good..off I go......hope I get there...gulp.

 

You bought it. Obviously confident in the purchase.

Check list indeed. Surprised you can get in it, never mind drive it

You silly, silly little boy 

When's the cam belt due?

Oh yes, silly, silly me

Around 100K on modern cars.