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Don't you just love them!!!
« on: 14 July 2015, 12:31:58 »
Sat indoors on the computer, swmbo proclaims she is off out for a coffee with her friend. Off she goes....ten minutes later she is back. 'How do I work the rear wipers'.
'Eh'..I exclaim, 'Push the wiper stick forward'
'Oh..ok'....and trots off.
Back in she trots....'I can't do it'
With the exclamation of 'bloody hell, woman', I get up and go outside with her, but as I head towards the 2.5 Estate she always uses......she heads for the 2.6 saloon.
'What you doing'...says I.
'I am going in this one' she says.
'Well.....you will never get that wiper to work'
'Why'
'Cuz it ain't bloody well got one !!!!!!!!!!!!

Duh!!!!!!! ::)
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #1 on: 14 July 2015, 12:34:59 »
 :y
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #2 on: 14 July 2015, 12:36:06 »
Did you not point her at the rear screen clearer in the middle?  ::)


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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #3 on: 14 July 2015, 12:50:32 »
No mate....she wanted to wipe the outside !!!!! :y
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #4 on: 14 July 2015, 12:54:50 »
Bet she could work the cruise control, though.
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #5 on: 14 July 2015, 13:00:02 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 July 2015, 12:54:50
Bet she could work the cruise control, though.
Ooooooooh :D
Ha ha ha Mr Wood.....it hasn't got one ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #6 on: 14 July 2015, 21:45:39 »
Quote from: deviator on 14 July 2015, 12:36:06
Did you not point her at the rear screen clearer in the middle?  ::)




What's that?................... :)
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #7 on: 14 July 2015, 21:59:23 »
It may look like a toaster to some  ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #8 on: 14 July 2015, 22:14:40 »
OK it's a switch button in some bubble wrap........ :P :P :y
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« Reply #9 on: 14 July 2015, 23:06:26 »
Quote from: Vamps on 14 July 2015, 22:14:40
OK it's a switch button in some bubble wrap........ :P :P :y
That's not bubble wrap, it's imitation wiper end stop noise  :y
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #10 on: 15 July 2015, 00:01:02 »
Quote from: deviator on 14 July 2015, 23:06:26
Quote from: Vamps on 14 July 2015, 22:14:40
OK it's a switch button in some bubble wrap........ :P :P :y
That's not bubble wrap, it's imitation wiper end stop noise  :y

Don't you wind me up whippersnapper, or I might flounce............................. ;) ;) :y
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« Reply #11 on: 15 July 2015, 00:36:12 »
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #12 on: 15 July 2015, 07:14:56 »
Quote from: Vamps on 15 July 2015, 00:01:02
Quote from: deviator on 14 July 2015, 23:06:26
Quote from: Vamps on 14 July 2015, 22:14:40
OK it's a switch button in some bubble wrap........ :P :P :y
That's not bubble wrap, it's imitation wiper end stop noise  :y

Don't you wind me up whippersnapper, or I might flounce............................. ;) ;) :y
I like a challenge! Especially if it ends in a 6 page 'Bye bye' thread  ;D
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #13 on: 15 July 2015, 10:15:29 »
So...as Mike says....Whats that ???
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Re: Don't you just love them!!!
« Reply #14 on: 15 July 2015, 19:38:36 »
It's half a rear screen demister switch  :y
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