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[STEMO]

Open the kitchen door and wait for a big, buzzy fly to come in (small, quiet ones are not so good), then close the door so it can't escape. Hours of fun for her as it annoys her and she tries to catch it. Saves the afternoon walk.

[Jusme]

Same enjoyment with our cat... She goes after everything. Flies, moths, butterflies, spiders etc etc.

[Rods2]

Open the kitchen door and wait for a big, buzzy fly to come in (small, quiet ones are not so good), then close the door so it can't escape. Hours of fun for her as it annoys her and she tries to catch it. Saves the afternoon walk.

Good training for when she finds a big fly in your car, it will help it get that genuine well used look at very low mileage.

[Tony H]

Be careful Steve if your dog is like Monty my Weimerana it will "total" your kitchen in less than ten minutes in an effort to catch the insect!!!

[deviator]

Tape a laser point to their collar, cat or dog. Hours of entertainment.

[Vamps]

Open the kitchen door and wait for a big, buzzy fly to come in (small, quiet ones are not so good), then close the door so it can't escape. Hours of fun for her as it annoys her and she tries to catch it. Saves the afternoon walk.

Ah but there is a flaw in your plan STEMO, she needs a walk to go for a wee...........

[PhilRich]

Open the kitchen door and wait for a big, buzzy fly to come in (small, quiet ones are not so good), then close the door so it can't escape. Hours of fun for her as it annoys her and she tries to catch it. Saves the afternoon walk.

Ah but there is a flaw in your plan STEMO, she needs a walk to go for a wee...........

My dogs don't go wee, they go woof!
Oh, & nice to see you back Steve, you old reprobate!

[STEMO]

Open the kitchen door and wait for a big, buzzy fly to come in (small, quiet ones are not so good), then close the door so it can't escape. Hours of fun for her as it annoys her and she tries to catch it. Saves the afternoon walk.

Ah but there is a flaw in your plan STEMO, she needs a walk to go for a wee...........

My dogs don't go wee, they go woof!
Oh, & nice to see you back Steve, you old reprobate!

Thanks, Phil
Tell that Mike fella that dogs are ok to wee in the garden will yer. 

[Vamps]

Open the kitchen door and wait for a big, buzzy fly to come in (small, quiet ones are not so good), then close the door so it can't escape. Hours of fun for her as it annoys her and she tries to catch it. Saves the afternoon walk.

Ah but there is a flaw in your plan STEMO, she needs a walk to go for a wee...........

My dogs don't go wee, they go woof!
Oh, & nice to see you back Steve, you old reprobate!

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Come November the 5th you can put a lit banger up it's arse.

This should provide amusement for you if not for your mutt.  

[Sir Tigger KC]

Wait till it's dark, tie a length of bog roll to mutts tail, light the other end and slap it's arse!  Sit back and enjoy!   

[Bigron]

Hmmm, I think the Institution needs better security!

Ron.