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[Crazycarzowner]

Busy shift last night, zoomin around like a blue-arse-fly. Heard an assistance call over the radio in the town centre, but as I had a drink driver in the rear 3 times over the limit I couldn't respond. Always worries me when colleagues press the big red 'panic' button because I know how stretched we are.  Any how the situation was dealt with and  I landed at custody and dealt with the clown (another story) who was over the limit. Shortly after the van arrived with the detained cockwomble from the town centre.
The story went 'He was the GROOM at a wedding reception and assaulted his NEW WIFE  in front of his NEW IN-LAWS 

The start of a blissful marriage!!!! 

[omegod]

 

[SteveAvfc.]

What a pair of knobheads.

[Sir Tigger KC]

They sound like complete self-abusers delightful people and I wish then all the best in their new life together!                                               

[STEMO]

It's not really a decent wedding/funeral/christening without a punch up. Admittedly, bride and groom is a bit unusual.

[zirk]

Poor Girl, fancy having to end that on your Weeding Night, but a least she found out now, rather than a few years down the road and possible with Kids in toe.

[hercules]

i have a mate who's relationship ended at his engagement party,she didn't take to him smacking his father in law to be

[biggriffin]

i have a mate who's relationship ended at his engagement party,she didn't take to him smacking his father in law to be

Like an episode of Eastender, its FAMILY.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I went to a mates wedding a couple of years ago and we had a mini stag do in the hotel bar the night before.   

We all turned in at a reasonable hour leaving the Groom to be and his brother bonding over a nightcap, but they had a second wind and got on the whiskey.    Now my mate is well known for telling 'Home Truths' when he's had a few and said a few things to his brother who got upset and it all ended in a punch up! 

The Groom turned up at breakfast with nice shiner and one of the funniest things I've seen was this 45 year old bloke having make up applied by his 70's something Auntie while getting a right bollocking!!