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Female logic?
« on: 03 October 2015, 18:30:38 »
Was at a garage/car sales place today and there was a lady photographer taking shots of their stock for putting on their web site,nothing wrong there of course.However she decided for some reason that the Fiesta she was taking shots of needed moving,so in she got started car and released handbrake then hopped out of car put her shoulder to the "B" pillar and pushed it back about 3ft before re-applying handbrake and turning ignition off :D I could have understood this if she'd needed to turn steering but the wheels were straight and she never turned it in any way.Nor was it because she couldn't drive because immediately afterwards she jumped back in it drove it round to the sales pitch and returned shortly after with the next vehicle.Must be a woman thing :-X
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #1 on: 03 October 2015, 18:40:18 »
Was she blonde by any chance.
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #2 on: 03 October 2015, 18:48:24 »
Now you mention it actually yes she was :D
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #3 on: 03 October 2015, 18:49:15 »
I don't understand the thread.  :-\ :-\

Female and logic in the same sentance  ???  ;D ;D
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #4 on: 03 October 2015, 18:50:11 »
She would have been taking a wheel pic. Needed to get the centre cap logo horizontal.

They do the same shit at the place where I claim money....... :)
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #5 on: 03 October 2015, 18:59:50 »
Yes Andy B I obviously titled the thread wrongly
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #6 on: 03 October 2015, 21:26:13 »
Maybe she was lining up the car in the sun to make it look shiny? :y
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #7 on: 03 October 2015, 21:44:47 »
Why isn't the question. It's why start the car and then push it, that is hard to understand.
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #8 on: 03 October 2015, 21:52:26 »
Quote from: Nick W on 03 October 2015, 21:44:47
..... that is hard to understand.

same as women then  :y :y
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #9 on: 03 October 2015, 23:04:48 »
I once had a mature student (29) who, when I tried to understand her thoughts/actions, said to me "Ron, even women don't understand women, so what chance do YOU have?"
Q.E.D.

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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #10 on: 04 October 2015, 01:27:48 »
Don't you men understand that doing things logically is boring? ;D :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #11 on: 04 October 2015, 08:13:12 »
Maybe she just fancied a workout or perhaps she was hoping you would be impressed with her strength ::)
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #12 on: 04 October 2015, 09:18:58 »
She didn't need to impress me with her strength,apart from being blonde she was built like a Russian shot putter :D ;D
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #13 on: 04 October 2015, 11:42:37 »
Quote from: Kate on 03 October 2015, 21:26:13
Maybe she was lining up the car in the sun to make it look shiny? :y

A typical girlie response. ;D :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Female logic?
« Reply #14 on: 04 October 2015, 13:08:55 »
Quote from: Kate on 04 October 2015, 01:27:48
Don't you men understand that doing things logically is boring? ;D :-* :-* :-*

Especially cam cover gasket replacement on a V6  >:( 
 ;D :D
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