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STEMO

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Just got back from the dentist
« on: 15 October 2015, 18:06:52 »
I already had a denture with six teeth on it on the top. It was a nice, tight fit. He's taken three more teeth out and added three to the denture and it's waggling round like a dogs dick. How? If it fitted before........Grrrrrrr  >:(
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #1 on: 15 October 2015, 18:08:32 »
Quote from: STEMO on 15 October 2015, 18:06:52
I already had a denture with six teeth on it on the top. It was a nice, tight fit. He's taken three more teeth out and added three to the denture and it's waggling round like a dogs dick. How? If it fitted before........Grrrrrrr  >:(

The result of a confrontation in some god forsaken scouse drinking pit?....... ::) :)
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #2 on: 15 October 2015, 18:15:19 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 15 October 2015, 18:08:32
Quote from: STEMO on 15 October 2015, 18:06:52
I already had a denture with six teeth on it on the top. It was a nice, tight fit. He's taken three more teeth out and added three to the denture and it's waggling round like a dogs dick. How? If it fitted before........Grrrrrrr  >:(

The result of a confrontation in some god forsaken scouse drinking pit?....... ::) :)
No. The result of smoking forty a day for thirty years, causing gum disease.
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #3 on: 15 October 2015, 18:35:10 »
Quote from: STEMO on 15 October 2015, 18:15:19
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 15 October 2015, 18:08:32
Quote from: STEMO on 15 October 2015, 18:06:52
I already had a denture with six teeth on it on the top. It was a nice, tight fit. He's taken three more teeth out and added three to the denture and it's waggling round like a dogs dick. How? If it fitted before........Grrrrrrr  >:(

The result of a confrontation in some god forsaken scouse drinking pit?....... ::) :)
No. The result of smoking forty a day for thirty years, causing gum disease.

This explanation just doesn't have the same sense of romance. :)
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #4 on: 15 October 2015, 18:35:57 »
I still cant read "dentist" without thinking of "ACKEL ACKENCACKER"... :D
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #5 on: 15 October 2015, 19:09:19 »
Ive been banned from all my local Dentist, because I had a policy that I let them drill my teeth whilst I hold there bollokcs. 
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #6 on: 15 October 2015, 19:23:00 »
Quote from: zirk on 15 October 2015, 19:09:19
Ive been banned from all my local Dentist, because I had a policy that I let them drill my teeth whilst I hold there bollokcs.

Similar to mine then... I really need to find a dentist but am terrified... I've not been in this millennium! :o :o
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #7 on: 15 October 2015, 19:27:17 »
You should think about going somewhere like Romania to have implants fitted!  :y
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #8 on: 15 October 2015, 19:28:21 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 15 October 2015, 19:23:00
Quote from: zirk on 15 October 2015, 19:09:19
Ive been banned from all my local Dentist, because I had a policy that I let them drill my teeth whilst I hold there bollokcs.

Similar to mine then... I really need to find a dentist but am terrified... I've not been in this millennium! :o :o

I have a gorgeous 30 year old lady dentist with a sexy cultivated accent.

No boll*cks to hold. :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #9 on: 15 October 2015, 19:46:31 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 15 October 2015, 19:28:21
Quote from: Lazydocker on 15 October 2015, 19:23:00
Quote from: zirk on 15 October 2015, 19:09:19
Ive been banned from all my local Dentist, because I had a policy that I let them drill my teeth whilst I hold there bollokcs.

Similar to mine then... I really need to find a dentist but am terrified... I've not been in this millennium! :o :o

I have a gorgeous 30 year old lady dentist with a sexy cultivated accent.

No boll*cks to hold. :-* :-* :-*

I have a fit one, I insist on holding her like a ten pin bowling ball ;D
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #10 on: 15 October 2015, 19:56:58 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 15 October 2015, 19:27:17
You should think about going somewhere like Romania to have implants fitted!  :y

My dentist is a pretty little Romanian laydee.. :P
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #12 on: 15 October 2015, 21:52:04 »
Painkillers are wearing off now.  :(
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #13 on: 15 October 2015, 22:08:47 »
Quote from: STEMO on 15 October 2015, 21:52:04
Painkillers are wearing off now.  :(

Don't be such a nancy boy. :)
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Re: Just got back from the dentist
« Reply #14 on: 15 October 2015, 22:09:57 »
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