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[STEMO]

STEMO . . . part of my new job will be closely examining peoples "holes" . . .

so beware  . . .  I may request a transfer to Barnsley 

Just thinking of what I would have to say to a nice looking slim 40 year old woman  on my first day  . . .

"Oh good morning madam . . . I've come to examine your hole"      

it could be worse I have got to drive over to brighton tomorrow to tell a client she has to cut her bush ....the trees are setting her cameras off of a windy night


Well done al

Very inefficient. Just ring her up. 

[Mr Gav]

We'll done Al 

[2boxerdogs]

Can't beat job security well done, celebrations coming on soon then !! 😀. 😀 😀

[tooleater]

Great news Al . Another name for the pen pushers is Middle Men, who get your hard earned £££s for doing Bugger all There's plenty in the Heating Game like you after a lot of thought finally called it a day S.Employed. Been P.a.y.e since June 14. Haven't looked back,even got a Morgage
Consistency is better than. It'll  be better next year

[tunnie]

Good stuff 

[the alarming man]

STEMO . . . part of my new job will be closely examining peoples "holes" . . .

so beware  . . .  I may request a transfer to Barnsley 

Just thinking of what I would have to say to a nice looking slim 40 year old woman  on my first day  . . .

"Oh good morning madam . . . I've come to examine your hole"      

it could be worse I have got to drive over to brighton tomorrow to tell a client she has to cut her bush ....the trees are setting her cameras off of a windy night


Well done al

Very inefficient. Just ring her up. 

Ah but you are missing the point STEMO..i work for a green company and it so environmentally friendly to drive my diesel 60 miles...so much so they will charge the customer for that privilege

[Sir Tigger KC]

Congratulations Al, I hope it turns out well for you. 

[Lazydocker]

Excellent news. Well done

[biggriffin]

STEMO . . . part of my new job will be closely examining peoples "holes" . . .

so beware  . . .  I may request a transfer to Barnsley 

Just thinking of what I would have to say to a nice looking slim 40 year old woman  on my first day  . . .

"Oh good morning madam . . . I've come to examine your hole"      

it could be worse I have got to drive over to brighton tomorrow to tell a client she has to cut her bush ....the trees are setting her cameras off of a windy night


Well done al

Very inefficient. Just ring her up. 

Ah but you are missing the point STEMO..i work for a green company and it so environmentally friendly to drive my diesel 60 miles...so much so they will charge the customer for that privilege

Stop using those sort of profanity's when talking to stemo.

[Terbs]

Probably why he has gone quiet...he swooned!!!

[STEMO]

Work is what donkeys do.
Find yourself a decent woman and kick her arse out the door of a morning. 

[the alarming man]

Work is what donkeys do.
Find yourself a decent woman and kick her arse out the door of a morning. 

I did try that...but it did not end well 

[Rods2]

Well done Al.

Not surprised you were doing more and more for less and less as the only pay sector that has not recovered to anywhere near pre-2008 levels is the self-employed.