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[STEMO]

I gave up when the overweight lady said she was OBEAST.

Yeah...I noticed that. I'm pretty sure she said she was 27 too. 

What, the one who had weight loss surgery? 

That's the one.

I thought that up north you were quite partial to a fat lass. Enjoying animal sex on a half finished bucket of chicken.

Sex can wait till the chicken's gone.

[tunnie]

Bloody hell. I thought she was 40 

That's what worrying about where your next pie is coming from does to you. 

Not really. 

Yeah? Well you're like my lad...freaks of nature. He's just scoffed a whole pizza and a big dish of rice pudding and he's like a fickin beanpole. 

What can I say? Some people are just fat people, trapped inside body of thin people.

[05omegav6]

We all know that Tone B Liar is a treasonous cun... 

[Viral_Jim]

One thing that pisses me off is the train operators.

Last year we the taxpayers subsidised these PRIVATE companies to the tune of four billion pounds.

Still, look on the bright side, at least this allowed them to pay large dividends to their shareholders.

It is worth bearing in mind that a substantial percentage of shareholders in UK equities are Life insurance companies, pension funds, unit trusts etc. These account for a much higher percentage of shares held than those held by individuals. So an awful lot of the money paid out in dividends goes back - albeit indirectly to the people in the form of investment and pensions growth.

Also worth thinking about when Corbyn starts battering on about re-nationalising assets without compensation.

[tigers_gonads]

A little update on the lad .................



After all the shite that he has had to put up with the dole office, he received a letter yesterday saying that they are going to review his benefits 
The letter is demanding that he allows them to make a "home visit / interview" somewhere between 9am and 3:30pm on the 20th of this month.
He wanted to have the interview at the job centre but i've stepped in and told his to let them through the front door so I can sit in on it 
Apparently, he has only had his wages topped up once in the 3 months he has been signing on.
They have also refused to confirm that he is even getting his NI paid which is the only reason to sign on nowdays if your in his situation.

I remember when I was signing on in the past.
As soon as you get any job which is less then 16 hours, in theory you can attend and claim your NI BUT believe me, they make it as hard as possible for you. In fact, they affectively forced me to pay my own NI by making me still apply for at least 10 jobs a week (even though I was on a zero hour contract working anywhere from 5 too 50 hours a week) and attend every interview and course they could think off on a weekly basis.
After been sanctioned twice for not turning up to interviews, I walked out before I punched the smarmy Lady bits 
Nowdays, I pay my stamp at the end of the year based on my annual earnings.
Because when my business went bang a few years ago and due to the money problems, I personally was a couple of months behind on my NI. Due to this, I never received one friggin penny out of the system in my pocket. All I got was my stamp paid 

I honestly think that this is was they are trying to force on my lad because under the rules that was brought in a few years ago ............ If you haven't paid FULL NI contributions for the last 2 years UNBROKEN then you get sweet opps ALL benefits 
They also get the added bonus of forcing another person off the unemployment list ............. self-abusers 
Good old statistics eh 

Matt / Migv6   ...............
He has only been in the job 3 months and is on a 6 month (fire him at the drop of a hat) trial so basically he has opps all working rights

 He has a CV but i'll have a word with him anyway     Cheers 

[STEMO]

And for those of you who think that treating the scrounging bastards this way is the only answer, are you really  sure your job is safe? Doesn't matter if you've been in a steady job for twenty years, you'll get exactly the same treatment.

[redelitev6]

And for those of you who think that treating the scrounging bastards this way is the only answer, are you really  sure your job is safe? Doesn't matter if you've been in a steady job for twenty years, you'll get exactly the same treatment.

Dead right there mate , the days of job security have long gone 

[tigers_gonads]

And for those of you who think that treating the scrounging bastards this way is the only answer, are you really  sure your job is safe? Doesn't matter if you've been in a steady job for twenty years, you'll get exactly the same treatment.

Spot on that Stemo