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STEMO

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I couldn't be a copper me
« on: 25 November 2015, 19:51:50 »

Did anyone see that little shit threatening to 'chin' the copper who nicked him? On interceptors now. He was 'only' driving a cloned car, no ins, no tax, no licence. I'd have f***in battered him.  ;D
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #1 on: 25 November 2015, 19:54:41 »

Must say that it must take some self control on part of police at times not to go with your option :-X
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #2 on: 25 November 2015, 19:55:35 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #3 on: 25 November 2015, 20:01:40 »

According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #4 on: 25 November 2015, 20:15:30 »

Must say that it must take some self control on part of police at times not to go with your option :-X

Especially the repeat offenders  >:(
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #5 on: 25 November 2015, 20:47:01 »

According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(
Have you finished reading that book  :-\
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #6 on: 25 November 2015, 20:55:41 »

Did anyone see that little shit threatening to 'chin' the copper who nicked him? On interceptors now. He was 'only' driving a cloned car, no ins, no tax, no licence. I'd have f***in battered him.  ;D
He was a real credit to society wasn't he  >:(
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #7 on: 26 November 2015, 04:41:54 »

Did anyone see that little shit threatening to 'chin' the copper who nicked him? On interceptors now. He was 'only' driving a cloned car, no ins, no tax, no licence. I'd have f***in battered him.  ;D
He was a real credit to society wasn't he  >:(
What stemo ;D
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #8 on: 26 November 2015, 11:10:54 »

According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(

The teachers didn't think twice about giving the kids a 'bloody good hiding' when I was at school.

Didn't do me any harm...... ::) ::) ::) :)

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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #9 on: 26 November 2015, 11:17:04 »

Listening to some of the stories that the couple of plod I know tell me, i'm surprised that most of the coppers still serving hasn't told the powers that be to stick it were the sun doesn't shine.

I wouldn't last a month before I popped round to some little scrotes house after house for a good old bit of street retribution  :-X :-X

Once upon a time, you could talk to a copper on the street because they way approachable and there was a element of respect both ways.
Nowdays, they are dressed up like friggin PC version of Robocop and smile like a member of parliament in front of a camera   :-X

The days of getting a slap around the back of the head and being dragged home so you get another one off your mam or dad are long gone sadly  :(
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #10 on: 26 November 2015, 13:08:52 »

According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(

The teachers didn't think twice about giving the kids a 'bloody good hiding' when I was at school.

Didn't do me any harm...... ::) ::) ::) :)
No....none at all..... ::)
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #11 on: 26 November 2015, 14:52:21 »

According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(

The teachers didn't think twice about giving the kids a 'bloody good hiding' when I was at school.

Didn't do me any harm...... ::) ::) ::) :)
No....none at all..... ::)
Stood him in good stead for married life :D
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Re: I couldn't be a copper me
« Reply #12 on: 26 November 2015, 14:59:28 »

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I couldn't be a copper me

What about a cobalt version of yourself?
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