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[LC0112G]

What the oopsing hell is going on in this country.

Went to the post office on the way to work to buy some stamps for crimbo cards to post to Australia. I like to buy the Christmas specials because my nephews out there collect stamps. But, the main post office in Yeovil has sold out of all the Christmas stamps. How the hell can a post office sell out of stamps with over two weeks to go.

[STEMO]

Asda had no bagels this morning. 

[LC0112G]

Asda had no bagels this morning. 

Yeovil Tesco's a few weeks back had no bread, no milk, no butter, no sugar, no potatoes and no parsnips. Hopeless.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Asda had no bagels this morning. 

Yeovil Tesco's a few weeks back had no bread, no milk, no butter, no sugar, no potatoes and no parsnips. Hopeless.

Ah....I see. A thread about Christmas postage stamps that has turned into STMO's shop at Asda.

[Gaffers]

#firstworldproblems

[Varche]

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ah for ooooops sake the countries gone to the dogs!                                                                                                    

[zirk]

I walked in a shop the other day and asked for some Polish Sausages, they guy asked me if I was polish, I replied no I'm not, what's that got to do with anything, if I come in and ask for Edam Cheese would you ask me if I was Dutch?, No, he replied, so if I asked for some Parma Ham, would you ask me if I was Italian, again, No, he replied, so why you asking me if I'm Polish then?, because this is a Hardware Store he replied.

[YZ250]

Asda had no bagels this morning. 

I stopped off at Oxford Services for a KFC and they'd run out of chicken. They were still open but the menu was seriously limited.    You'd expect KFC to have chicken like you'd expect the Post Office to have stamps. 

[Diamond Black Geezer]

I walked in a shop the other day and asked for some Polish Sausages, they guy asked me if I was polish, I replied no I'm not, what's that got to do with anything, if I come in and ask for Edam Cheese would you ask me if I was Dutch?, No, he replied, so if I asked for some Parma Ham, would you ask me if I was Italian, again, No, he replied, so why you asking me if I'm Polish then?, because this is a Hardware Store he replied.

 

[tidla]

Morrisons cafe, run out of eggs.

[Lazydocker]

Morrisons cafe, run out of eggs.

Had that at Tesco once... I did point out that there was a whole shop full of them and got a round of applause from the queue of people waiting for their fry ups!

[STEMO]

You're all acting as if no bagels is trivial like. 

[TheBoy]

Asda had no bagels this morning. 

I stopped off at Oxford Services for a KFC and they'd run out of chicken. They were still open but the menu was seriously limited.    You'd expect KFC to have chicken like you'd expect the Post Office to have stamps. 

Probably just as well. Last time I had a bargain bucket at Oxford Services, I nearly didn't make it home. I haven't clenched so hard since Eygpt.

[STEMO]

Asda had no bagels this morning. 

I stopped off at Oxford Services for a KFC and they'd run out of chicken. They were still open but the menu was seriously limited.    You'd expect KFC to have chicken like you'd expect the Post Office to have stamps. 

Probably just as well. Last time I had a bargain bucket at Oxford Services, I nearly didn't make it home. I haven't clenched so hard since Eygpt.

No need to clench, you obviously had a bucket handy.