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STEMO

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I love proving her wrong
« on: 23 December 2015, 20:44:10 »
The diet queen has been buying small pots of jelly for 68p ( six for £3) because it has "Only 10 calories" emblazoned on it. I told her it was a con, there's fick all calories in jelly anyway and you can buy a block and make it up with hot water for about 50p.
She had the audacity to disagree so I looked on googly and, of course, it has exactly the same calorie count. Winner.  :y


Why do people fall for this shite?
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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #1 on: 23 December 2015, 22:03:22 »
Yes, and if you get the sugar-free version, provided that the sweetener ISN'T sorbitol, you are even better off!

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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #2 on: 23 December 2015, 22:04:24 »
Correction - enought sorbitol will deffo make you lose weight!!!!!
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #3 on: 23 December 2015, 22:06:58 »
Quote from: Bigron on 23 December 2015, 22:04:24
Correction - enought sorbitol will deffo make you lose weight!!!!!
 ;D ;D ;D

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I'm gonna do that to her with sprouts.  :)
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« Reply #4 on: 23 December 2015, 22:19:43 »
 ??? women are never wrong ..... .
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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #5 on: 23 December 2015, 23:09:22 »
Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .
Seeing as it's panto season...

Oh yes they are... :D
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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #6 on: 24 December 2015, 00:10:09 »
Kate?.....
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« Reply #7 on: 24 December 2015, 08:16:12 »
Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .

I thought the rules were quite clear on this one, "Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, keep quiet."   ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 24 December 2015, 08:23:10 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 24 December 2015, 08:16:12
Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .

I thought the rules were quite clear on this one, "Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, keep quiet."   ;D

I don't think I've ever been right though ......  ::)
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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #9 on: 24 December 2015, 11:36:40 »
Quote from: STEMO on 23 December 2015, 20:44:10
The diet queen has been buying small pots of jelly for 68p ( six for £3) because it has "Only 10 calories" emblazoned on it. I told her it was a con, there's fick all calories in jelly anyway and you can buy a block and make it up with hot water for about 50p.
She had the audacity to disagree so I looked on googly and, of course, it has exactly the same calorie count. Winner.  :y


Why do people fall for this shite?
You just know she'll get you back for that one , maybe not today , but someday when you least expect it  ;)
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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #10 on: 24 December 2015, 13:53:25 »
Quote from: Andy B on 24 December 2015, 08:23:10
Quote from: YZ250 on 24 December 2015, 08:16:12
Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .

I thought the rules were quite clear on this one, "Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, keep quiet."   ;D

I don't think I've ever been right though ......  ::)

My Mrs says that I'm never wrong, so either I'm extremely gifted or she's being sarcastic.  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 24 December 2015, 13:57:00 »
Some will recall that Nimble bread was half the calories of 'ordinary' bread.

It was also half the size and half the weight............... and full of 'air holes'.
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« Reply #12 on: 24 December 2015, 13:59:02 »
Special K and Cornflakes is another example.
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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #13 on: 24 December 2015, 18:04:38 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 December 2015, 13:59:02
Special K and Cornflakes is another example.
Yeah, but doesn,t Special K make you sh*t-- er regular?
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Re: I love proving her wrong
« Reply #14 on: 24 December 2015, 19:37:27 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 24 December 2015, 08:16:12
Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .

I thought the rules were quite clear on this one, "Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, keep quiet."   ;D

We need lord opti's wise thoughts on the above statement  ;D
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