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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #30 on: 18 July 2008, 22:08:38 »

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How do you get two whales in a Mini?

1 in the front, 1 in the back?

Also correct - difficulty is getting them out ;)
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #31 on: 18 July 2008, 22:08:43 »

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Well done - most of you gave correct answers - The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

Question 4)    There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

                      


Answers please.

Easy, just cross it, the crocodiles are at the party
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #32 on: 18 July 2008, 22:09:30 »

Wot he said.... ;D
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #33 on: 18 July 2008, 22:11:36 »

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Well done - most of you gave correct answers - The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

Question 4)    There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

                      


Answers please.

Easy, just cross it, the crocodiles are at the party

How?
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #34 on: 18 July 2008, 22:11:39 »

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How do you get two whales in a Mini?

1 in the front, 1 in the back?

Also correct - difficulty is getting them out ;)

Still think my answer was better!
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #35 on: 18 July 2008, 22:11:43 »

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Well done - most of you gave correct answers - The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

Question 4)    There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

                      


Answers please.
Book a short haul flight?
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #36 on: 18 July 2008, 22:12:37 »

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Well done - most of you gave correct answers - The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

Question 4)    There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

                      


Answers please.

Easy, just cross it, the crocodiles are at the party

How?

You swim!
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #37 on: 18 July 2008, 22:13:04 »

I would swim across as the crocs are at a party ;D
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #38 on: 18 July 2008, 22:13:15 »

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How do you get two whales in a Mini?

1 in the front, 1 in the back?

Also correct - difficulty is getting them out ;)

Still think my answer was better!


Not surprised with your spelling!

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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #39 on: 18 July 2008, 22:14:25 »

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How do you get two whales in a Mini?

1 in the front, 1 in the back?

Also correct - difficulty is getting them out ;)

Still think my answer was better!


Not surprised with your spelling!

Lol, still funnier though!
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #40 on: 18 July 2008, 22:15:09 »

I'm getting good at this and making my brain work esp as its getting late ;D
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #41 on: 18 July 2008, 22:18:04 »

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How do you get two whales in a Mini?

1 in the front, 1 in the back?

Also correct - difficulty is getting them out ;)

Still think my answer was better!

Won't argue with you :y
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #42 on: 18 July 2008, 22:18:17 »

OK now thats over who is gonna let the elephant out the fridge?

He aint gonna be happy!
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #43 on: 18 July 2008, 22:19:02 »

i know im fick and stupid so i will go with the flow and say the same as others. Swim, cause they are all at the party.   :-[
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Re: The giraffe test
« Reply #44 on: 18 July 2008, 22:19:23 »

I will poor elephant ;D
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