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I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« on: 08 March 2016, 18:02:03 »
... it's got bugger all to do with them leaking. It's more because they double as crotchless pants!!!!!!  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #1 on: 08 March 2016, 18:25:00 »
 :o ;D ;D
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #2 on: 08 March 2016, 18:26:23 »
Who had the mind bleach last?
It's needed again.
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #3 on: 08 March 2016, 18:37:21 »
A little too much information there :o Awaits Stemo's response with interest :D ;D
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #4 on: 08 March 2016, 18:49:48 »
Quote from: BazaJT on 08 March 2016, 18:37:21
A little too much information there :o Awaits Stemo's response with interest trepidation :D ;D


Fixed that for you
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #5 on: 08 March 2016, 20:21:47 »
Just make sure your using the correct Sealant before venturing out late at Night.  ;)
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #6 on: 08 March 2016, 20:22:55 »
Hope they were genuine parts  ::)
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #7 on: 08 March 2016, 20:25:41 »
Someone has been spending far too much time with Dazzle :D
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #8 on: 08 March 2016, 20:35:27 »
I can confirm they're genuine Ann Summers Vauxhall  :y
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #9 on: 08 March 2016, 22:07:10 »
Hmmmm.......I'd have to see what it looked like without the jeans and undies before I could say whether I'd wear one or not.  :)
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #10 on: 08 March 2016, 23:15:05 »
Quote from: Zirk on 08 March 2016, 20:21:47
Just make sure your using the correct Sealant before venturing out late at Night.  ;)
Lubricant with rubber is it not? Obviously the proper Vx silicone stuff ;D ;D :y
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #11 on: 09 March 2016, 07:31:03 »
Ffs webby,ive got to fit that sunday :-[
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #12 on: 09 March 2016, 07:41:07 »
Quote from: T.m.f on 09 March 2016, 07:31:03
Ffs webby,ive got to fit that sunday :-[

Not any more... Probably stretched :-X ::)
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #13 on: 09 March 2016, 09:23:36 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 09 March 2016, 07:41:07
Quote from: T.m.f on 09 March 2016, 07:31:03
Ffs webby,ive got to fit that sunday :-[

Not any more... Probably stretched :-X ::)
Probably?  ;D
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Re: I now know why this forum is obsessed with cam cover gaskets...
« Reply #14 on: 09 March 2016, 10:04:53 »
Dont forget to put sealant around the "Half Moons "  :o before final torque down ::)
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