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[STEMO]

....that, if we vote to leave the EU, it will trigger another referendum and Scotland is likely to split from us too.
I thought he wanted people to vote to stay in? 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I thought they were getting desperate when they wheeled out that sorry excuse for a PM last week, but they have brought B. lair out from under his stone today.
If that isn't sheer desperation, I don't know what is. 

[aaronjb]

Today they said that if we leave the EU it will destabilise the Irish peace accord.

So, basically, "Vote out and the terrorists win!"

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Which is complete nonsense. Although I suppose they might wheel out Adams or McGuiness next week to swear a solemn oath that they will bomb the hell out of Belfast again if we Brexit. 

[zirk]

If Maggie was still around, she'd rattle some cages, kick some butt and sort everyone out., 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Hmmm 2nd Scottish referendum!  Lets think about a possible timeline. 

UK votes for Brexit which takes at least 2 years to achieve.
Cameron resists calls for a 2nd Scottish referendum, until the terms of Brexit are negotiated.
SNP demands referendum as soon as possible.
Cameron resigns.  Boris installed as PM, Gove as Home Secretary and Farage is elevated to the Lords and becomes Foreign Secretary.
Britain leaves the EU and adopts a Norway style agreement with the EU which includes free trade and free movement of people.
SNP still demands a referendum and Boris agrees it's a good idea and along with his old comrades vigorously campaigns for a Scottish exit (Scexit?) from the UK.
The Scots vote for independence and find themselves outside of the UK and EU.  They apply for membership of the EU, but Jean Claude Junker says they have to get in line behind Serbia, Bosnia, Macedonia, Kosovo, Albania, Iceland and Turkey.  It's pointed out that as a new nation Scotland has much work to do in terms of getting public spending under control and establishing a stable currency before they are even considered as an applicant country.
Nicola Sturgeon tells Juncker that she has a democratic mandate from the Scottish people to join the EU.  Junker replies that he dosn't understand the word democratic and dosn't care either.
Jean Claude Junker is overheard muttering in a Brussels bar about being sick of these ficking Brits!
Meanwhile, Iran discovers a vast new oilfield and announces that it is leaving OPEC as it now believes that market forces should determine the price of oil.
The laughter in England causes an earthquake roughly along the Anglo-Scots border and Scotland drifts off into the North Sea.

 

[STEMO]

Hmmm 2nd Scottish referendum!  Lets think about a possible timeline. 

UK votes for Brexit which takes at least 2 years to achieve.
Cameron resists calls for a 2nd Scottish referendum, until the terms of Brexit are negotiated.
SNP demands referendum as soon as possible.
Cameron resigns.  Boris installed as PM, Gove as Home Secretary and Farage is elevated to the Lords and becomes Foreign Secretary.
Britain leaves the EU and adopts a Norway style agreement with the EU which includes free trade and free movement of people.
SNP still demands a referendum and Boris agrees it's a good idea and along with his old comrades vigorously campaigns for a Scottish exit (Scexit?) from the UK.
The Scots vote for independence and find themselves outside of the UK and EU.  They apply for membership of the EU, but Jean Claude Junker says they have to get in line behind Serbia, Bosnia, Macedonia, Kosovo, Albania, Iceland and Turkey.  It's pointed out that as a new nation Scotland has much work to do in terms of getting public spending under control and establishing a stable currency before they are even considered as an applicant country.
Nicola Sturgeon tells Juncker that she has a democratic mandate from the Scottish people to join the EU.  Junker replies that he dosn't understand the word democratic and dosn't care either.
Jean Claude Junker is overheard muttering in a Brussels bar about being sick of these ficking Brits!
Meanwhile, Iran discovers a vast new oilfield and announces that it is leaving OPEC as it now believes that market forces should determine the price of oil.
The laughter in England causes an earthquake roughly along the Anglo-Scots border and Scotland drifts off into the North Sea.

 

Nah.....doubt it..

[Mister Rog]

Hmmm 2nd Scottish referendum!  Lets think about a possible timeline. 

UK votes for Brexit which takes at least 2 years to achieve.
Cameron resists calls for a 2nd Scottish referendum, until the terms of Brexit are negotiated.
SNP demands referendum as soon as possible.
Cameron resigns.  Boris installed as PM, Gove as Home Secretary and Farage is elevated to the Lords and becomes Foreign Secretary.
Britain leaves the EU and adopts a Norway style agreement with the EU which includes free trade and free movement of people.
SNP still demands a referendum and Boris agrees it's a good idea and along with his old comrades vigorously campaigns for a Scottish exit (Scexit?) from the UK.
The Scots vote for independence and find themselves outside of the UK and EU.  They apply for membership of the EU, but Jean Claude Junker says they have to get in line behind Serbia, Bosnia, Macedonia, Kosovo, Albania, Iceland and Turkey.  It's pointed out that as a new nation Scotland has much work to do in terms of getting public spending under control and establishing a stable currency before they are even considered as an applicant country.
Nicola Sturgeon tells Juncker that she has a democratic mandate from the Scottish people to join the EU.  Junker replies that he dosn't understand the word democratic and dosn't care either.
Jean Claude Junker is overheard muttering in a Brussels bar about being sick of these ficking Brits!
Meanwhile, Iran discovers a vast new oilfield and announces that it is leaving OPEC as it now believes that market forces should determine the price of oil.
The laughter in England causes an earthquake roughly along the Anglo-Scots border and Scotland drifts off into the North Sea.

 

Nice one             

[Varche]

There are going to be an awful lot of walls being built around countries fairly soon. Buy shares in wall building companies. 

[Kevin Wood]

Hmmm 2nd Scottish referendum!  Lets think about a possible timeline. 

UK votes for Brexit which takes at least 2 years to achieve.
Cameron resists calls for a 2nd Scottish referendum, until the terms of Brexit are negotiated.
SNP demands referendum as soon as possible.
Cameron resigns.  Boris installed as PM, Gove as Home Secretary and Farage is elevated to the Lords and becomes Foreign Secretary.
Britain leaves the EU and adopts a Norway style agreement with the EU which includes free trade and free movement of people.
SNP still demands a referendum and Boris agrees it's a good idea and along with his old comrades vigorously campaigns for a Scottish exit (Scexit?) from the UK.
The Scots vote for independence and find themselves outside of the UK and EU.  They apply for membership of the EU, but Jean Claude Junker says they have to get in line behind Serbia, Bosnia, Macedonia, Kosovo, Albania, Iceland and Turkey.  It's pointed out that as a new nation Scotland has much work to do in terms of getting public spending under control and establishing a stable currency before they are even considered as an applicant country.
Nicola Sturgeon tells Juncker that she has a democratic mandate from the Scottish people to join the EU.  Junker replies that he dosn't understand the word democratic and dosn't care either.
Jean Claude Junker is overheard muttering in a Brussels bar about being sick of these ficking Brits!
Meanwhile, Iran discovers a vast new oilfield and announces that it is leaving OPEC as it now believes that market forces should determine the price of oil.
The laughter in England causes an earthquake roughly along the Anglo-Scots border and Scotland drifts off into the North Sea.

 

Nice one             

He just forgot the bit about Scotland adopting the Euro as a prerequisite to join the queue for EU entry whilst the SNP campaign promised to keep the pound.

[biggriffin]

Hmmm 2nd Scottish referendum!  Lets think about a possible timeline. 

UK votes for Brexit which takes at least 2 years to achieve.
Cameron resists calls for a 2nd Scottish referendum, until the terms of Brexit are negotiated.
SNP demands referendum as soon as possible.
Cameron resigns.  Boris installed as PM, Gove as Home Secretary and Farage is elevated to the Lords and becomes Foreign Secretary.
Britain leaves the EU and adopts a Norway style agreement with the EU which includes free trade and free movement of people.
SNP still demands a referendum and Boris agrees it's a good idea and along with his old comrades vigorously campaigns for a Scottish exit (Scexit?) from the UK.
The Scots vote for independence and find themselves outside of the UK and EU.  They apply for membership of the EU, but Jean Claude Junker says they have to get in line behind Serbia, Bosnia, Macedonia, Kosovo, Albania, Iceland and Turkey.  It's pointed out that as a new nation Scotland has much work to do in terms of getting public spending under control and establishing a stable currency before they are even considered as an applicant country.
Nicola Sturgeon tells Juncker that she has a democratic mandate from the Scottish people to join the EU.  Junker replies that he dosn't understand the word democratic and dosn't care either.
Jean Claude Junker is overheard muttering in a Brussels bar about being sick of these ficking Brits!
Meanwhile, Iran discovers a vast new oilfield and announces that it is leaving OPEC as it now believes that market forces should determine the price of oil.
The laughter in England causes an earthquake roughly along the Anglo-Scots border and Scotland drifts off into the North Sea.

 

The dawset, boyo bout nailed it spot on,

[Bigron]

KW, are you sure that we English would let the haggisses keep our Pound?

Ron.

Oh, and I'm surprised that anyone. let alone a man as intelligent at your good self, should be surprised by any politician's broken promises!

[05omegav6]

I thought they were getting desperate when they wheeled out that sorry excuse for a PM last week, but they have brought B. lair out from under his stone today.
If that isn't sheer desperation, I don't know what is. 

Did they hang that Can't before putting him back?

If not, why the opps not

[Kevin Wood]

KW, are you sure that we English would let the haggisses keep our Pound?

No, but reality has no bearing on the SNP's promises, and I am sure the EUrotards won't.

Did they hang that Can't before putting him back?

If not, why the opps not

Well, I did read the thread title as "John Major has died...." first time round, and I recalled that he looked a bit frail on the TV the other night. You know, like one more flash of Edwina's stockings and he'd be done for.

<Oh, mind bleach.... Now!>

[05omegav6]

Some sick came up...

I was actually refering to Ton E The Treasonous rather than the Grey Gimp... but I guess signing the Maastrict Treaty hasn't done us any favours...