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[Kevin Wood]

I hope that isn't your nose-picking finger     

No, I'm right handed Rog. 

So am I. So, right hand on steering wheel, left forefinger alternates between nose, sound system, gearstick, and crisp packet

 

You forgot the gesticulating at other road users.

That looks nasty, Sir Tigger! I wish you a speedy recovery.

I've always said you should leave fish be in the sea. Then again, the only food I like from the sea is salt!

[Mister Rog]

I hope that isn't your nose-picking finger     

No, I'm right handed Rog. 

So am I. So, right hand on steering wheel, left forefinger alternates between nose, sound system, gearstick, and crisp packet

 

You forgot the gesticulating at other road users.

That looks nasty, Sir Tigger! I wish you a speedy recovery.

I've always said you should leave fish be in the sea. Then again, the only food I like from the sea is salt!

Nope, sorry kevin, wrong. Right hand is used out of the window in a RHD vehicle 

 . . . . . which then results in a road rage punch in the face

[ronnyd]

I hope that isn't your nose-picking finger     

No, I'm right handed Rog. 

So am I. So, right hand on steering wheel, left forefinger alternates between nose, sound system, gearstick, and crisp packet

 

Does that mean you have a crusty gear stick Rog?

[biggriffin]

OUCH!!! 

I remember taking my brother to the A&E many years ago for the same thing. Waited ages & ages to see someone who came back with a pair of wire snips, snipped off the barb & pulled the hook back out again ..... 

Yes that's exactly what they did to me.  The 2nd pic is after they pushed the hook out of my finger and before they snipped the barb off!   

Thought you being a hardened, sort of gezzer, you"d of done that yourself,  or are you going all soft n cuddly in old age.
Pair side-cutters, bit of Dettol, and a plaster, followed by couple of pints.

[Mister Rog]

I hope that isn't your nose-picking finger     

No, I'm right handed Rog. 

So am I. So, right hand on steering wheel, left forefinger alternates between nose, sound system, gearstick, and crisp packet

 

Does that mean you have a crusty gear stick Rog?

I also end up with a smell of salt 'n vinegar or smokey bacon all day 

[Crazycarzowner]

Got to ask........Did ya catch anything else other than yourself? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

OUCH!!! 

I remember taking my brother to the A&E many years ago for the same thing. Waited ages & ages to see someone who came back with a pair of wire snips, snipped off the barb & pulled the hook back out again ..... 

Yes that's exactly what they did to me.  The 2nd pic is after they pushed the hook out of my finger and before they snipped the barb off!   

Thought you being a hardened, sort of gezzer, you"d of done that yourself,  or are you going all soft n cuddly in old age.
Pair side-cutters, bit of Dettol, and a plaster, followed by couple of pints.

I thought it was a good opportunity to go in and check out the nurses! 

Got to ask........Did ya catch anything else other than yourself? 

No, but my mate did.  I was helping him unhook his mackerel, so it wasn't even my hook!   

[BazaJT]

Blimey! All that and you didn't even catch yourself

[Varche]

Two weeks back two weekend fishermen knocked on our door. Can you take me to hospital? They fish for huge catfish. The guy had a tri barb thing stuck in the fleshy part of his palm.

I offered to cut it out with a craft knife sterilised of course, he declined. He could have been back for Sunday nights fishing none the worse.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

What a woose.  ...........on a similar subject. My son has caught the same 31lb carp twice this week, after a ten year break from fishing.