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Beep... beep... leap...BANG!
« on: 18 June 2016, 07:31:55 »
One problem with having conditioned myself to leap straight out of bed when my alarm goes off... I usually sleep in the centre of the bedroom.
 This morning I'm in the MK Novotel amd theres a wall two feet to my left... just saying  :-X :-[
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Re: Beep... beep... leap...BANG!
« Reply #1 on: 18 June 2016, 08:00:28 »
suppose it could have been worse it could have been a window  :D
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Re: Beep... beep... leap...BANG!
« Reply #2 on: 18 June 2016, 14:00:17 »
Quote from: korum on 18 June 2016, 08:00:28
suppose it could have been worse it could have been a window  :D

Yes......suicidal Omega owner finally decides to end it all. ;D
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Re: Beep... beep... leap...BANG!
« Reply #3 on: 18 June 2016, 17:55:36 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 18 June 2016, 14:00:17
Quote from: korum on 18 June 2016, 08:00:28
suppose it could have been worse it could have been a window  :D

Yes......suicidal Omega owner finally decides to end it all. ;D

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Re: Beep... beep... leap...BANG!
« Reply #4 on: 18 June 2016, 18:07:43 »
Quote from: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 18 June 2016, 07:31:55
One problem with having conditioned myself to leap straight out of bed when my alarm goes off... I usually sleep in the centre of the bedroom.
 This morning I'm in the MK Novotel and there's a wall two feet to my left... just saying  :-X :-[


That would be really embarrassing if anybody found out!
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Re: Beep... beep... leap...BANG!
« Reply #5 on: 18 June 2016, 19:51:16 »
Quote from: Nick W on 18 June 2016, 18:07:43
Quote from: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 18 June 2016, 07:31:55
One problem with having conditioned myself to leap straight out of bed when my alarm goes off... I usually sleep in the centre of the bedroom.
 This morning I'm in the MK Novotel and there's a wall two feet to my left... just saying  :-X :-[


That would be really embarrassing if anybody found out!

It's ok, I don't think anyone knows ;)
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Re: Beep... beep... leap...BANG!
« Reply #6 on: 19 June 2016, 13:47:04 »
I know this is theoretical, but no damage to the wall or to yourself I trust? ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o
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Re: Beep... beep... leap...BANG!
« Reply #7 on: 19 June 2016, 14:35:46 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 19 June 2016, 13:47:04
I know this is theoretical, but no damage to the wall or to yourself I trust? ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o

Theoretically I hit it with my shoulder and bounced off. Bonus of being a fat northerner  :y
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