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HNO3GOH

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Say Cheese
« on: 24 July 2008, 20:17:31 »
IMAGINE IT'S YOU .. .  ...........
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps The photographer raises his camera.
 
Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.
 
The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....



Wedding Gown $2,500.
 
Photographer $2,000
 
Having 'the twins' pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends...
 
PRICELESS!!!!!
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #1 on: 24 July 2008, 20:38:35 »
they look quite deformed !!  :-? :-?
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #2 on: 24 July 2008, 20:40:06 »
I think its the "momentum"...of the doves, you realise!

Ever seen a slow motion pic of a naturist lady jogger?















If you do.... :P
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #3 on: 24 July 2008, 20:53:08 »
the missus has just got paranoid and tried it out ! and she agrees they dont look right !!!
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #4 on: 24 July 2008, 21:26:38 »
My boobs are better than hers!!!! :D
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #5 on: 24 July 2008, 21:32:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #6 on: 24 July 2008, 21:37:14 »
Right, all get swmbo's to try it and post the pics  ::)
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #7 on: 24 July 2008, 21:38:20 »
I like my vestribules where they are, thankyou...
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #8 on: 24 July 2008, 21:40:54 »
That would never happen to my misses unless I lifted her top up ;D
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #9 on: 24 July 2008, 21:53:10 »
Maybe I'm getting old, but the picture I want to see the most is 2 seconds later.  ;) ;D
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Re: Say Cheese
« Reply #10 on: 24 July 2008, 21:55:40 »
Strange nipples :-?
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