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[tigers_gonads]

After her hilarious showing on the post Brexit question time, it would seen that Jezza has appointed his long time f**k buddy, to hold his hand on the new improved shadow cabinet 

Will our champagne socialist member of parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington be fronting the shadow governments health initiatives and anti-obesity campaign?

Not like the repulsive pig knows what a NHS hospital looks like anyway 

Boris and his chums must be absolutely crapping themselves 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

After her hilarious showing on the post Brexit question time, it would seen that Jezza has appointed his long time f**k buddy, to hold his hand on the new improved shadow cabinet 

Will our champagne socialist member of parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington be fronting the shadow governments health initiatives and anti-obesity campaign?

Not like the repulsive pig knows what a NHS hospital looks like anyway 

Boris and his chums must be absolutely crapping themselves 

Are you suggesting that Jeremy is partial to a bit of black.

[STEMO]

I hope he took the appropriate precautions when bonking miss Abbot. Like tying a plank across his back and writing his name and address on the soles of his feet.

[Bigron]

This is such great news to brighten my day; it heralds the total collapse of the Labour Party!
Did anyone watch Big Brother and notice her clone in there, the second evictee? Apparently, this woan runs a brothel, as a dominatrix!
Just saying.......

Ron.

[tigers_gonads]

This is such great news to brighten my day; it heralds the total collapse of the Labour Party!
Did anyone watch Big Brother and notice her clone in there, the second evictee? Apparently, this woan runs a brothel, as a dominatrix!
Just saying.......

Ron.

I was told about her 

Did you get her number by any chance ? 

[Bigron]

TG, everyone has the right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege! NO WAY would a man of your refinement and distinction want to go there, no matter how strong your beer goggles were.....

Ron.

[Doctor Gollum]

Here do, just for you lot...

https://goo.gl/images/UV7tRB

Juicy in all her glory

[RobG]

AKA "Toenails"

[tigers_gonads]

Here do, just for you lot...

https://goo.gl/images/UV7tRB

Juicy in all her glory

ooh baby baby 

[aaronjb]

Now, I like a big lass as much as the next man* but .. just nope.

*possibly more. Depends on the next man.

[tigers_gonads]

"Smut mode on"

Flour and damp patch comes to mind 

"Smut mode off"

[ronnyd]

I,m no fan of Camoron but was amused by his welcoming of Labours newest MP. He told her to keep her mobile phone handy because she may get a call from Jezza asking her to join the shadow cabinet