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most embarrassing moments.
« on: 07 July 2016, 20:32:15 »

mines getting caught in somebody,s house having a shower.a genuine mistake. we had been working on a roof on a terrace house but I told the occupier the day before I was intending to leave early to go home, shower then me & wife had an appointment. the occupier suggested I bring a change of clothes & shower & I could meet the wife as our appointment wasn't far from the roof job. the premises where we were working was the third house in from the end. I was told the back door would be open. the back doors were in an alley so I counted 3 doors opened alley door & went into the house, upstairs & was taking a shower when a lady  in her seventy,s came in.. wrong house I missed counting a door in the side alley that leads to the back alley :-[ :-[
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Re: most embarrassing moments.
« Reply #1 on: 07 July 2016, 20:34:51 »

We believe you, Ray, honest. :)


Wrong back door indeed ::)
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« Reply #2 on: 07 July 2016, 20:44:50 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

So .. you came in an elderly ladies back door .. and helped yourself to her shower. Tsk.
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Re: most embarrassing moments.
« Reply #3 on: 07 July 2016, 20:47:37 »

And what happened once the rozzer's arrived? :)
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Re: most embarrassing moments.
« Reply #4 on: 07 July 2016, 22:14:46 »

And what happened once the rozzer's arrived? :)
The Old dear never called them and she confiscated Rays phone so He couldn't.  ::)

So, go on Ray, what happened next....., ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 07 July 2016, 22:18:48 »

And what happened once the rozzer's arrived? :)
The Old dear never called them and she confiscated Rays phone so He couldn't.  ::)

So, go on Ray, what happened next....., ;D
She raped him  ;D
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Re: most embarrassing moments.
« Reply #6 on: 07 July 2016, 22:41:18 »

Aged 18, standing on the quay in Harwich fully kitted out with webbing and kitbag, along with thousands of troops, at midnight, waiting to board the troopship for Germany. Suddenly there is a loud hailer calling, " AC1 'Shackeng' report to the dispatcher, fellow airman all staring at me, "wot you done then?" March smartly to the appointed officer, under the public stare of thousands, to find that my mother had persuaded my step-father to drive from Northamptonshire to see me off!!! Oh the humiliation, I still suffer nightmares now. :D

And I do believe you Ray. ::) :y
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« Reply #7 on: 07 July 2016, 22:43:59 »

I got arrested when I was 18  ::) ::) ::)  :-[ :-[ :-[
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Re: most embarrassing moments.
« Reply #8 on: 07 July 2016, 23:03:02 »

And what happened once the rozzer's arrived? :)
actually she accepted what I told her & neighbour had a good laugh about it. about a year later I had a phone call from a lad who worked for the same firm as I did "P Calpin" he usually employs about 6 guys. anyhow one of his emloyees rang me & asked if I had done a roof for Paul Calpin in Charlton St, so I said yes. ( I never worked for him at this time )  apparently they,d been sent to concrete the back yard. made the same mistake as me went to the old lady,s house knocked got no answer & tore up the old concrete which was only thin cracked. the lady who was meant to have the backyard tidied rang Paul & asked why it hadn't been done. he contacted the guys who had been sent to do the job & then they realised wrong house. why was it I was contacted. it was my son that had been given the concreting job.  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 07 July 2016, 23:24:21 »

I got arrested when I was 18  ::) ::) ::)  :-[ :-[ :-[

Mind you that wasn't the embarrassing bit. Long story but I'll try to keep it short.

I used to work in a pub part-time along with one of me mates. For his birthday we all at the pub got him a strippergram, on a busy Saturday night in front of loads of punters which he loved NOT. He vowed to get me back and I knew he probably would.

Fast-forward a couple of months to a Saturday night about half ten, two of GMP's finest walk into the pub, tap room end, one male & one female. I was serving in the main lounge and didn't initially see them. They asked another member of staff to get the landlord and Dave our MASSIVE 6'8" ex-doorman went to speak to them. At this point I just caught sight of him pointing in my direction, the female cop locked eyes on me & I thought "$H1T he's got me back!!!!!" as it was my birthday on the Sunday. I then turn round & make a run for it down the bar and out the fire exit, closely followed by the the female officer & the male cop only to run into another one outside  :o :o :o :o :o

After being jumped on by all three of them & cuffed I was lead into a van, where by this point I'm thinking "This ain't what usually happens is it???? $h1t what's going on???" Anyway the female cop talks to me and says "Your under arrest on suspicion of burglary & 3 accounts of theft!" & read me my rights. By this point I'm absolutely Kacking meself I remember saying "So you're not a kissagram then???" To which she replied "No, I'm an arrestagram!!!!"  :o :o :o

I was then taken to the local nick and plonked in a cell, wondering what the hell I'd supposed to have done  :'( :'( :'( :'(

I was then questioned where eventually all was revealed & I was let go with no charge and somewhat embarrassed them this time!
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« Reply #10 on: 08 July 2016, 00:03:06 »

In 1997 I was living in a shared flat on the 13th floor of a smart apartment block in Bondi, Sydney and one night we had a particularly raucous party!  :y

I was rudely awoken the next morning at some ungodly hour by loud hammering at the door, so I crawled out of my sleeping bag and went to answer it.  The next thing I know I'm stood down in the entrance lobby in my boxers and my sleeping bag slung over my shoulder!!  WTF!  :o

Luckily the lift door was still open so I jumped back in and went back to the flat.  Of course I didn't have my key, so had to knock on the door and as soon as it opened I nipped straight in and found myself stood in someone else's living room in my boxers and sleeping bag slung over my shoulder!  WTF!  :o

I about turned, marched straight out past the open mouthed owner of the wrong flat, mumbling apologies as I went back to the thankfully still open lift!  This time I made it back to my flat, to find a couple of amused Police Officers who were there to give us some sort of Aussie ASBO!  ::)

Apparently, when I opened the door, I walked straight past them like a zombie into the lift.....  ::)  :D  ;D
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