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STEMO

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DIY SOS
« on: 03 August 2016, 08:17:33 »
I have recently painted the walls and ceilings along the hallway, up the stairs and along the landing. I quite like this job, so it was no problem.
However, I now have to gloss seven doors and frames, miles of dado and skirting and, worse of all, the dreaded bannisters. I have given it several coats of looking at but, as of yet, no actual painting has occurred.
Wifey reckons if I ring Nick Knowles and tell him I have a particularly acute case of CBA, he may arrange for the team to turn up and do it in a day. What d'yer reckon?

A bonus for the ladies would be getting to see my handsome facade on telly.  :)
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #1 on: 03 August 2016, 09:43:56 »
Just get on with it. Put radio old on in the background. Job will soon be finished  :y

Oh and switch the Internet off.
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #2 on: 03 August 2016, 11:57:25 »
Quote from: Varche on 03 August 2016, 09:43:56
Just get on with it. Put radio old on in the background. Job will soon be finished  :y

Oh and switch the Internet off.
  :o You can actually turn the internet off ? I'd better not tell the wife !
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #3 on: 03 August 2016, 12:14:04 »
Get on with it you bone idle old fart. :)
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #4 on: 03 August 2016, 12:19:27 »
Quote from: redelitev6 on 03 August 2016, 11:57:25
Quote from: Varche on 03 August 2016, 09:43:56
Just get on with it. Put radio old on in the background. Job will soon be finished  :y

Oh and switch the Internet off.
  :o You can actually turn the internet off ? I'd better not tell the wife !
Good luck with that  :-X
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #5 on: 03 August 2016, 17:42:06 »
Simple solution.....

Develop a bad back or whatever which stops you painting until the school hols are over....
Then when wifey is back to school......get someone in to do it for you while shes not around  :y :)

Job jobed  :D
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #6 on: 03 August 2016, 18:14:26 »
Glossing is womens work. End of. Problem solved.
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #7 on: 03 August 2016, 18:35:25 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 August 2016, 18:14:26
Glossing is womens work. End of. Problem solved.
As the resident pinny wearer, that be Stemo then :D
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #8 on: 03 August 2016, 18:56:21 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 August 2016, 18:35:25
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 August 2016, 18:14:26
Glossing is womens work. End of. Problem solved.
As the resident pinny wearer, that be Stemo then :D
That's a valid point.

Come on STEMO, you done yet?
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #9 on: 03 August 2016, 21:13:53 »
I have a plan...... :-X
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #10 on: 03 August 2016, 22:49:40 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 August 2016, 18:35:25
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 August 2016, 18:14:26
Glossing is womens work. End of. Problem solved.
As the resident pinny wearer, that be Stemo then :D
Well...I have to do the pink jobs because wifey is the breadwinner and I don't have my mummy to wipe my arse.  :)
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #11 on: 03 August 2016, 23:37:09 »
Quote from: STEMO on 03 August 2016, 22:49:40
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 August 2016, 18:35:25
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 August 2016, 18:14:26
Glossing is womens work. End of. Problem solved.
As the resident pinny wearer, that be Stemo then :D
Well...I have to do the pink jobs because wifey is the breadwinner and I don't have my mummy to wipe my arse.  :)
Tother way round here... she's retired and has the time to do stuff :P
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #12 on: 04 August 2016, 00:54:44 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 August 2016, 23:37:09
Quote from: STEMO on 03 August 2016, 22:49:40
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 August 2016, 18:35:25
Quote from: TheBoy on 03 August 2016, 18:14:26
Glossing is womens work. End of. Problem solved.
As the resident pinny wearer, that be Stemo then :D
Well...I have to do the pink jobs because wifey is the breadwinner and I don't have my mummy to wipe my arse.  :)
Tother way round here... she's retired and has the time to do stuff :P
Both retired so can,t get away with it anymore.  :P
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #13 on: 04 August 2016, 11:20:01 »
Steve......have you considered Age Concern? :)

This organisation was set up to help the elderly and infirm, and also the bone idle, with jobs about the house. :)

I hope this information helps.
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Re: DIY SOS
« Reply #14 on: 04 August 2016, 11:27:07 »
People seem to think I just sit around all day  ::)  If you saw the difference in this house since we moved in three short months ago..... ::)
I reckon I have saved thousands by diy'ing it all. I'm waiting for a delivery of high gloss doors and drawer fronts for the kitchen for my next job....that's the plan for getting out of glossing  ;D

Oh, and BTW Al, I'm retired too.  :)
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