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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #15 on: 01 September 2016, 13:23:55 »
Amazing!

Well, glad there's a happy resolution.  :)
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #16 on: 01 September 2016, 13:28:20 »
Quote from: Diamond Black Geezer on 01 September 2016, 13:23:55
Amazing!

Well, glad there's a happy resolution.  :)
Oh, believe me, this is not "resolution".  But she got her ipad, kindle, euros and everything else back before going on holiday...   ...so at least she can enjoy holibobs, then deal with the legalities when we all get back.
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #17 on: 01 September 2016, 14:41:30 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 01 September 2016, 13:17:56
Immediate problem sorted.  The hotel reception who claimed they could do nothing initially mysteriously "found" the bag that had gone missing from the locked room as soon as the police asked if it was possible to get a log of keycards that had been used to access the room in the 5 minutes in question...

Funny that. It was the same with a leather jacket that I'd left in the cloakroom of a nightclub years ago, "found" just at the instant when my mate, the off duty firearms officer, flashed his badge.  ::)

Given the interest that we subsequently attracted from some of the less savoury patrons, we had to make a sharp exit, but...  ;D
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #18 on: 01 September 2016, 22:54:52 »
Five minutes in here should sort them out...



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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #19 on: 01 September 2016, 23:02:44 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 01 September 2016, 22:54:52
Five minutes in here should sort them out...

 ::)

Five minutes ! I would say about ten seconds  :y

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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #20 on: 02 September 2016, 02:49:56 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 01 September 2016, 22:54:52
Five minutes in here should sort them out...



 ::)

Hdere is one he tried it on earlier at 30,000ft ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #21 on: 02 September 2016, 02:56:34 »
Remind me not to fly with Southwest ;D
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #22 on: 02 September 2016, 09:30:05 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 02 September 2016, 02:56:34
Remind me not to fly with Southwest ;D

Nothing to worry about. Just an in-flight turbofan->turbojet conversion. ;D  The inflight reheat upgrade got cancelled. ::)
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #23 on: 02 September 2016, 09:35:28 »
Or, as the captain termed it, a "mechanical issue with engine #1". D'ya think? ;D
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #24 on: 02 September 2016, 10:36:48 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 September 2016, 09:35:28
Or, as the captain termed it, a "mechanical issue with engine #1". D'ya think? ;D

How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #25 on: 02 September 2016, 10:47:28 »
Quote from: Nick W on 02 September 2016, 10:36:48
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 September 2016, 09:35:28
Or, as the captain termed it, a "mechanical issue with engine #1". D'ya think? ;D

How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?

Let's put a positive spin on this and see it as the ultimate "white knuckle" ride  :y
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #26 on: 02 September 2016, 12:13:48 »
Quote from: Nick W on 02 September 2016, 10:36:48
How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?

It was just a brilliant piece of understatement. Gauges in cockpit say "mechanical issue". Windows say "fsckd in a very big way". ;D
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #27 on: 02 September 2016, 14:28:23 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 September 2016, 12:13:48
Quote from: Nick W on 02 September 2016, 10:36:48
How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?

It was just a brilliant piece of understatement. Gauges in cockpit say "mechanical issue". Windows say "fsckd in a very big way". ;D
Be fair to say that the 737 could replace the Dakota as "Aircraft most able to withstand abuse"... the DC3 having a reputation for being indestructible 8)
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #28 on: 02 September 2016, 14:49:21 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 02 September 2016, 12:13:48
Quote from: Nick W on 02 September 2016, 10:36:48
How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?

It was just a brilliant piece of understatement. Gauges in cockpit say "mechanical issue". Windows say "fsckd in a very big way". ;D


That did appeal to me.  Like the racer who listed electrical fault as the reason for his DNF. Which is technically true when a conrod has smashed through the alternator ::)
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #29 on: 02 September 2016, 14:57:21 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 02 September 2016, 14:28:23
Be fair to say that the 737 could replace the Dakota as "Aircraft most able to withstand abuse"... the DC3 having a reputation for being indestructible 8)


They've been used for so long, and damaged in so many ways, that there is probably an approved repair for just about any damage that you do.
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