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People you wish a horrible death to.
« on: 30 August 2016, 20:09:53 »

Wankstains who think they deserve to own what is not their's.

I hope they die a slow, painful, horrible death, taking their family with them.
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #1 on: 30 August 2016, 20:12:41 »

Someone been at your mums again?
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #2 on: 30 August 2016, 20:13:28 »

I know, I'll ask what's happened
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« Reply #3 on: 30 August 2016, 20:13:58 »

Bloody stems,,, need type faster.
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #4 on: 30 August 2016, 21:05:15 »

My list is very very long. From the "Tuesday" who shot at my Mum and missed her head by an inch or so, in 1974 - not long after they hadn't missed when they shot her best friend at work, to the pair of fickin morons who took 40 minutes to fit a pair of tyres to my Omega today and utterly mullered the paint on my alloys while they were at it. I spent quite a few hours refurbing those wheels over the weekend.
Im going back to see them tomorrow.  >:( >:(
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #5 on: 30 August 2016, 21:54:32 »

Oh my, where to start? This sholud send my post count sky-high!
Anyone remember that song from "The Mikado" -
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They'll none of them be missed!"

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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #6 on: 30 August 2016, 22:28:44 »

My friends, my brothers, my family within the human race.

Forgive all. Those who torment you should be understood and forgiven for their misdemeanors. Their selfish actions, are simply those of the misguided and ill informed. Understand them, educate them, be aware their their thought processes are an unfortuante quirk of nature, not a sin. Do all these things . . . . .










 . . . . and then cut their nuts off without anaesthesia so they can never bonk again, then rupture their colon and sever their anal sphincter so they have a colostomy for the rest of their lives. Let's throw in some serious kneecapping while we're at it. I wouldn't wish a horrible death on anyone, because once they're dead it's over and I wouldnt want that, I would want it to last a very long time.

Peace brothers ! I forgive you all  ::)    :)      :)

 
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #7 on: 30 August 2016, 22:39:54 »

Note to self.  Be nice to Rog!  :o  ;D
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #8 on: 31 August 2016, 07:58:00 »

  I will add to the list my former supervisor. The biggest arrogant a#£3hole I hav ever met in my life. He made all our lives a misery at our work place. To him, we were all a bunch of useless c*#7s who knew nothing and he was always bailing out the shi7
He eventually sucumed to his own arrogance in thinking he was bigger than the HSE. It caused him to resign before he was taken to cour for breach of an enforcement notice
Such a nice place to work since april25th, his last day

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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #9 on: 31 August 2016, 08:17:16 »

Note to self.  Be nice to Rog!  :o  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #10 on: 31 August 2016, 09:36:07 »

Hmm, nice chap who wrote my beautiful Pissy off after a year-long return to the roads and just 4 months actually on it. By simply refusing to admit liability cause untld pain and stress to me, and by association my enture family and loved ones, I was a chronic ar5e to all of them, for which I apologise. After ten months of fighting it was either go to court, and if liability came to any less than the full 100% his, (let's say 75/25 to him) then I'd be screwed for years on insurance as a 'risk' and receive only 75% of my final amount. The final amount being...£50, so go to court argue the toss, for possibly 75% of fifty quid. (because the car was valued at £550, and I had a £500 excess.)

a total return of sweet FA. An unstained insurance record. And a car with stoved in wing, door and bent hinge (which though the door has now been changed, still isn't quite right) and, of course, he gets his car repaired for free, with no blemish on his record, either.  >:( :'(


I've had to 'be the better person' and 'rise above it' and 'don't let it get to me' but no chuffing idea why anyone in this life has to 'rise above it' - that simply should not be. I wish him a painful terminal illness of the genital area.

If he'd pulled over and said ''christ I just didn't clock you in my mirror, look, can I give you what, a hundred quid do?'' Then I'd have been a perfectly happy guy, honest mistake on his part, we've all done it, pulled out without looking properly. I was brought up if you screw up, you put it right, you don't try and worm out of it. Then again, worming out of it worked for him, so what am I saying?

Anyway, on with the comedy. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to run around waving her hands in the air wondering what to do and the other to screw the electrician.  :P
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #11 on: 31 August 2016, 13:35:01 »

Note to self.  Be nice to Rog!  :o  ;D

Tbh, Mr Rog is a bit tame compared to what goes through my head sometimes ::) ;D
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #12 on: 31 August 2016, 17:58:41 »

Not necessarily a horrible death, but some need a reality check or taken down a peg or two if you like.  ::)

The sort of people I can't stand are those who have never done anything with their lives, never will, and probably have no intention of either.  Yet they go round like they're 'Somebody!', giving it all the attitude like they're some sort of high achiever or have money, influence etc...  ???  ::)

Actually, TB and Rog are right...... Put 'em up against the wall!!! Bang Bang!!!  ;D  :y
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #13 on: 31 August 2016, 20:24:49 »

Simple child & animal abusers.
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Re: People you wish a horrible death to.
« Reply #14 on: 01 September 2016, 13:17:56 »

Immediate problem sorted.  The hotel reception who claimed they could do nothing initially mysteriously "found" the bag that had gone missing from the locked room as soon as the police asked if it was possible to get a log of keycards that had been used to access the room in the 5 minutes in question...
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