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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It might be better if Nigella took over from the toothless crone.

She could then demonstrate how to drip warm chocolate between her breasts until it reaches her clit.

I might switch on for that.

[STEMO]

It might be better if Nigella took over from the toothless crone.

She could then demonstrate how to drip warm chocolate between her breasts until it reaches her clit.

I might switch on for that.

Oh........I like the sound of that......😍

[Diamond Black Geezer]

I went off Nigella a while ago. Once a woman's septum has rotted off she loses a certain something... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I went off Nigella a while ago. Once a woman's septum has rotted off she loses a certain something... 

That's why we have paper bags!    What's that old joke about not looking at the mantlepiece? 

[Diamond Black Geezer]

I wonder if they sell a crotchless burkini ? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I went off Nigella a while ago. Once a woman's septum has rotted off she loses a certain something... 

That's why we have paper bags!    What's that old joke about not looking at the mantlepiece? 

I don't think that Nigella is a 'paper bag job' just yet. Mary Berry has been a 'paper bag job' for the last forty years.

[Sir Tigger KC]

It seems a bit of a 'school boy error' for Channel 4 to buy the rights to Bake Off without ensuring that the presenters and judges came as part of the package? 

Although I'd be more likely to watch if Nigella was judging alongside Lorraine Pascale! 

[2boxerdogs]

It might be better if Nigella took over from the toothless crone.

She could then demonstrate how to drip warm chocolate between her breasts until it reaches her clit.

I might switch on for that.

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Been there done that , gets very off putting when it runs into the crack of their arse 😀😁😂

[STEMO]

It might be better if Nigella took over from the toothless crone.

She could then demonstrate how to drip warm chocolate between her breasts until it reaches her clit.

I might switch on for that.

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Been there done that , gets very off putting when it runs into the crack of their arse 😀😁😂

Nothing wrong with Trap 2 

[TheBoy]

Jeremy Whine is just another part of the same thinking. It's to make the ineffective, wishy-washy, PC, sandal wearing, lentil eating, self-righteous morons think they're achieving something by synchronising the quivering of their top lips.

Now aint that the truth.  Another one that needs to be lined up in the mass cull. Along with anyone listening to Radio 2 at lunchtime.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I was waiting fpr Steve Wright in the afternoon to start, hoping that I could listen to the wisdom of Barry from Watford. 

[TheBoy]

I was waiting fpr Steve Wright in the afternoon to start, hoping that I could listen to the wisdom of Barry from Watford. 

OK, you can step out of the queue

[Nick W]

I was waiting fpr Steve Wright in the afternoon to start, hoping that I could listen to the wisdom of Barry from Watford. 

OK, you can step out of to the end of the queue

Corrected that for you

[Sir Tigger KC]

Now Mary Berry has announced that she will not be moving to Channel 4 with 'Bake Off'        It's headline news at the Beeb who are reporting it like a senior member of the Royal Family has died....         

It's a bit of a distraction from the 'Brangelina' story to be honest though.      

[Ever Ready]

Damm, I was hoping the old trout would jump off the gravy train