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[Crazycarzowner]

Well that was a breathtaking weekend....

Friday - played dodgems with a Transit van full of stolen fireworks (over £15k's worth) before surrounding it and making it stop.

Saturday - Stopped a right burke on the motorway travelling at 100mph and using the hard shoulder to over undertake other motorists, even though the motorway was virtually empty at 02:00. Breathalysed = 120 pissed!!!

Sunday - Chased a stolen VW golf until the little scrote lost it going around a bend, had to run after the little $h1t who tried to vault an iron fence with lovely pokers on the top of it!!!  He caught his dangly bits on them when trying to get over it when we dragged him back  I didn't laugh, honest 

[TheBoy]

Couldn't you have skewered the little frakker on the iron poles?

[Diamond Black Geezer]

Christ, was this all the same bloke?? 

[Ever Ready]

Good to see you're back at work.

Lucky the Transit didn't end with a bang

Good catch on the VW scrote, hopefully the iron fence will stop him reproducing

[Crazycarzowner]

Couldn't you have skewered the little frakker on the iron poles?

 

He did a good enough job of that (ahem) himself!!!!! 

[Omega VT3000]

Sounds like a good weekend's hunting 

[Crazycarzowner]

Good to see you're back at work.

Lucky the Transit didn't end with a bang

Good catch on the VW scrote, hopefully the iron fence will stop him reproducing

When we opened the back door we were like  especially when we saw the petrol container wedged in there half full with no cap on it!!! It could have been a lot more interesting 

[STEMO]

I watched the telly and walked the dog  Gissa job 

[Mister Rog]

Boring weekend for me 

Just had my jet fly me to the home in Monaco, lazed around on the yacht, went to the casino one evening and won a few grand. Got pulled by a couple of supermodels who wanted a 3 some with me. Then flew home Last night. HoHum   

[STEMO]

Boring weekend for me 

Just had my jet fly me to the home in Monaco, lazed around on the yacht, went to the casino one evening and won a few grand. Got pulled by a couple of supermodels who wanted a 3 some with me. Then flew home Last night. HoHum   

Expensive or not, you certainly like to hammer the vin.

[Crazycarzowner]

Back to the kitchen now for me, making from scratch a Lamb Rogan Josh. might need Trumpton at this rate............Bloody hell  think I overdid the spices 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Back to the kitchen now for me, making from scratch a Lamb Rogan Josh. might need Trumpton at this rate............Bloody hell  think I overdid the spices 

God invented women to attend to menial chores such as cooking and cleaning, Jason.

It's the natural order of things.

[Crazycarzowner]

Back to the kitchen now for me, making from scratch a Lamb Rogan Josh. might need Trumpton at this rate............Bloody hell  think I overdid the spices 

God invented women to attend to menial chores such as cooking and cleaning, Jason.

It's the natural order of things.

I love cooking or baking, it helps me to chill out. Finished nights this morning at 7am, not been to bed yet because I was still wired 

[tigers_gonads]

Well I was going to say that you had found a new roadside café with cheap donuts   

Does sound like a pretty productive weekend though 

[Crazycarzowner]

Well I was going to say that you had found a new roadside café with cheap donuts   

Does sound like a pretty productive weekend though