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I'm A Celebrity
« on: 13 November 2016, 23:23:05 »
 :o :o  Carol Vordeman strapped in a harness.

Cant wait till she squeezes into a bikini. :P

Mylene class and Jordan looked well, but CV will certainly get a few temperatures rising. 8) :y
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #1 on: 13 November 2016, 23:47:21 »
Quote from: Mr Skrunts on 13 November 2016, 23:23:05
:o :o Carol Vordeman strapped in a harness.

Cant wait till she squeezes into a bikini. :P

Mylene class and Jordan looked well, but CV will certainly get a few temperatures rising. 8) :y
Why did she do that to her face ?
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #2 on: 14 November 2016, 00:05:11 »
Im a celebrity ? !  ::)
Im a has been, get me out of the hotel garden, doesn't have quite the same ring to it I suppose.  :)
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« Reply #3 on: 14 November 2016, 05:50:09 »
Please don't disrespect Carol; I met her at a computer fair ten or so years ago and if you think she is gorgeous on screen (I DO!), then standing next to her and chatting is a dream come true!
Beauty, brains and a terrific personality all in one delightful package - what more could a man want? The number of wishbones that I've broken since then.....  :-[

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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #4 on: 14 November 2016, 06:48:27 »
Quote from: Bigron on 14 November 2016, 05:50:09
Please don't disrespect Carol; I met her at a computer fair ten or so years ago and if you think she is gorgeous on screen (I DO!), then standing next to her and chatting is a dream come true!
Beauty, brains and a terrific personality all in one delightful package - what more could a man want? The number of wishbones that I've broken since then.....  :-[

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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #5 on: 14 November 2016, 06:50:44 »
Oi! >:(
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #6 on: 14 November 2016, 07:40:27 »
She should have faded gracefully a few years ago. Mutton dressed as lamb is never a good thing.
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« Reply #7 on: 14 November 2016, 07:55:21 »
My other half knows her very well through a charity she is involved with have met her several times a stunning beautiful woman & is very witty.
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« Reply #8 on: 14 November 2016, 08:07:13 »
Quote from: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 07:40:27
She should have faded gracefully a few years ago. Mutton dressed as lamb is never a good thing.

I bet you would though  ;)
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #9 on: 14 November 2016, 09:31:02 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 14 November 2016, 08:07:13
Quote from: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 07:40:27
She should have faded gracefully a few years ago. Mutton dressed as lamb is never a good thing.

I bet you would though  ;)
With his new walking wellies on... ;D
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #10 on: 14 November 2016, 11:43:06 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 14 November 2016, 08:07:13
Quote from: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 07:40:27
She should have faded gracefully a few years ago. Mutton dressed as lamb is never a good thing.

I bet you would though  ;)
That goes without saying, surely?  ;D
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #11 on: 14 November 2016, 12:36:17 »
I'm pretty sure her tits are not what God gave her.
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #12 on: 14 November 2016, 12:41:43 »
Two bald-headed men fighting in a sack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJcIogsm2QE
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #13 on: 14 November 2016, 15:37:22 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 14 November 2016, 12:36:17
I'm pretty sure her tits are not what God gave her.

Am I bothered  ::)
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Re: I'm A Celebrity
« Reply #14 on: 14 November 2016, 16:11:03 »
I've just been watching her replacement on countdown, far more easy on the eye.
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