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STEMO

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Women's magazines
« on: 22 November 2016, 19:21:58 »
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #1 on: 22 November 2016, 19:26:50 »
Wait until she asks you to lend her a tenner for a vajazzle.  ;)
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #2 on: 22 November 2016, 19:33:38 »
Quote from: Migalot on 22 November 2016, 19:26:50
Wait until she asks you to lend her a tenner for a vajazzle.  ;)
I won't mind. Anything as long as she keeps it covered up.  ;D
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #3 on: 22 November 2016, 19:40:15 »
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
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I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #4 on: 22 November 2016, 20:07:02 »
Quote from: Tilbo on 22 November 2016, 19:40:15
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #5 on: 22 November 2016, 20:16:13 »
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 20:07:02
Quote from: Tilbo on 22 November 2016, 19:40:15
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #6 on: 22 November 2016, 20:19:16 »
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 20:07:02
Quote from: Tilbo on 22 November 2016, 19:40:15
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.


Is that an educated guess Steve ?  ::) . . .never know with you do we  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #7 on: 22 November 2016, 20:24:04 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 22 November 2016, 20:16:13
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 20:07:02
Quote from: Tilbo on 22 November 2016, 19:40:15
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D

But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
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2boxerdogs

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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #8 on: 22 November 2016, 20:28:21 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 22 November 2016, 20:24:04
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 22 November 2016, 20:16:13
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 20:07:02
Quote from: Tilbo on 22 November 2016, 19:40:15
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D

But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
.     


I believe she has another tunnel that can be used in emergencies as well.
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powerslinky

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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #9 on: 22 November 2016, 20:33:18 »
Quote from: Tilbo on 22 November 2016, 20:28:21
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 22 November 2016, 20:24:04
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 22 November 2016, 20:16:13
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 20:07:02
Quote from: Tilbo on 22 November 2016, 19:40:15
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D

But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
.     


I believe she has another tunnel that can be used in emergencies as well.

Yes i heard that as well  . . & just like Dartford I believe they are right next each other.

Curious but what happens when they are both out of action  :-\ :-\      ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #10 on: 22 November 2016, 20:35:54 »
There's an answer to that.........but this is a family forum ::) ::) ::) ;D
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #11 on: 22 November 2016, 20:38:41 »
Well blow me down 😂😂😂😂
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #12 on: 22 November 2016, 21:02:52 »
That's one way to phrase it I suppose ;D ;D
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #13 on: 22 November 2016, 21:44:34 »
I suppose she also has a bridge that needs to be closed at times due to high winds. :D
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Re: Women's magazines
« Reply #14 on: 22 November 2016, 22:07:01 »
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 20:07:02
Quote from: Tilbo on 22 November 2016, 19:40:15
Quote from: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
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I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.

There are few things worse than a fishy fanny. :-\ :-X
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