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A Christmas tale of Lord Opti's goat....
« on: 05 December 2016, 20:58:36 »

It escaped early Saturday morning, from one of this landed gentry's many farms and did this.... ::) ::) ::)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38205945

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Re: A Christmas tale of Lord Opti's goat....
« Reply #1 on: 05 December 2016, 21:27:07 »

i liked the way it climbed over the cars and ate the flowers out of the baskets then the owner dragged it away by its horns ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
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Re: A Christmas tale of Lord Opti's goat....
« Reply #2 on: 06 December 2016, 07:46:30 »

Just a tale of everyday life in the old country :)

I do like how the owner just took it away by the horns ;D
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Re: A Christmas tale of Lord Opti's goat....
« Reply #3 on: 06 December 2016, 12:18:58 »

My unicorn has also gone missing. Best not bend down the spike can be nasty. :)
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Re: A Christmas tale of Lord Opti's goat....
« Reply #4 on: 06 December 2016, 12:27:24 »

Englishman and a Welshman in a pub

Englishman: I've had a lot of sexual experiences, but I've never done it with a ghost. Have you ever done it with a ghost

Welshman: Well yes I have actually boyo

Englishman: Really, I mean you really done it with a ghost ?

Welshman: Oh sorry, no I haven't. I thought you said goat
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Re: A Christmas tale of Lord Opti's goat....
« Reply #5 on: 06 December 2016, 18:58:45 »

Roast goat! Yum!  :y
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Re: A Christmas tale of Lord Opti's goat....
« Reply #6 on: 06 December 2016, 20:32:10 »

Englishman and a Welshman in a pub

Englishman: I've had a lot of sexual experiences, but I've never done it with a ghost. Have you ever done it with a ghost

Welshman: Well yes I have actually boyo

Englishman: Really, I mean you really done it with a ghost ?

Welshman: Oh sorry, no I haven't. I thought you said goat

What a great joke. ::) ::) ;)
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Re: A Christmas tale of Lord Opti's goat....
« Reply #7 on: 06 December 2016, 21:45:32 »

Englishman and a Welshman in a pub

Englishman: I've had a lot of sexual experiences, but I've never done it with a ghost. Have you ever done it with a ghost

Welshman: Well yes I have actually boyo

Englishman: Really, I mean you really done it with a ghost ?

Welshman: Oh sorry, no I haven't. I thought you said goat

What a great joke. ::) ::) ;)

Well, you know, I do try to contribute to this online community in a constructive and positive way, and hopefully in a manner that enhances one's everyday existance  ::)

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