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[STEMO]

He is over the moon, and I should be too.....but I am 
I've stayed at home and looked after him since he was two weeks old. 

[Marks DTM Calib]

Poor sod is probably desperate to get away

[STEMO]

Poor sod is probably desperate to get away

You cruel, cruel man 



You're probably right though 

[tunnie]

Get the feeling your lad will do whats in your avatar, just minus the Santa outfit. 

[STEMO]

Get the feeling your lad will do whats in your avatar, just minus the Santa outfit. 

No, Mark, he's a gentle soul. I guess it's his Aspergers I'm worried about, but it's probably his aspergers that's made his capable of doing a masters degree in maths, they seem to have brains like calculators.
He will be living at home ( Mark) and, if he gets an offer from Sheffield, it will be even less travelling. But you will understand, Grasshopper, when yours are at this age.

[tunnie]

Get the feeling your lad will do whats in your avatar, just minus the Santa outfit. 

No, Mark, he's a gentle soul. I guess it's his Aspergers I'm worried about, but it's probably his aspergers that's made his capable of doing a masters degree in maths, they seem to have brains like calculators.
He will be living at home ( Mark) and, if he gets an offer from Sheffield, it will be even less travelling. But you will understand, Grasshopper, when yours are at this age.

I'm looking forward to when she is older, in the middle of the night I'll wake her to make sure she goes and gets me a beer 

[TD]

Get the feeling your lad will do whats in your avatar, just minus the Santa outfit. 

No, Mark, he's a gentle soul. I guess it's his Aspergers I'm worried about, but it's probably his aspergers that's made his capable of doing a ma ;Dsters degree in maths, they seem to have brains like calculators.
He will be living at home ( Mark) and, if he gets an offer from Sheffield, it will be even less travelling. But you will understand, Grasshopper, when yours are at this age.

I'm looking forward to when she is older, in the middle of the night I'll wake her to make sure she goes and gets me a beer 

Or the other way round more than likely when she's 18+ to come and pick her up in the middle of the night, after she's been clubbing with her mates and hasn't got the taxi fare home 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Your lad could become the next Allan 'sniffer' Clarke.

He certainly won't be short of pussy. The girls can't stop themselves.

[TD]

Get the feeling your lad will do whats in your avatar, just minus the Santa outfit. 

No, Mark, he's a gentle soul. I guess it's his Aspergers I'm worried about, but it's probably his aspergers that's made his capable of doing a masters degree in maths, they seem to have brains like calculators.
He will be living at home ( Mark) and, if he gets an offer from Sheffield, it will be even less travelling. But you will understand, Grasshopper, when yours are at this age.

No different from now then 
He will still have to listen to your moaning every morning and evening 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Get the feeling your lad will do whats in your avatar, just minus the Santa outfit. 

No, Mark, he's a gentle soul. I guess it's his Aspergers I'm worried about, but it's probably his aspergers that's made his capable of doing a masters degree in maths, they seem to have brains like calculators.
He will be living at home ( Mark) and, if he gets an offer from Sheffield, it will be even less travelling. But you will understand, Grasshopper, when yours are at this age.

No different from now then 
He will still have to listen to your moaning every morning and evening 

....scouse moaning is the worst type.

[BazaJT]

On the positive side,you can be very proud not only of you parenting skills,but also of him for having achieved this much and hopefully he'll go on to greater things in future

[Shackeng]

Get the feeling your lad will do whats in your avatar, just minus the Santa outfit. 

No, Mark, he's a gentle soul. I guess it's his Aspergers I'm worried about, but it's probably his aspergers that's made his capable of doing a ma ;Dsters degree in maths, they seem to have brains like calculators.
He will be living at home ( Mark) and, if he gets an offer from Sheffield, it will be even less travelling. But you will understand, Grasshopper, when yours are at this age.

I'm looking forward to when she is older, in the middle of the night I'll wake her to make sure she goes and gets me a beer 

Or the other way round more than likely when she's 18+ to come and pick her up in the middle of the night, after she's been clubbing with her mates and hasn't got the taxi fare home 

Have you been talking to my son? He lives in Old Town.

[relluf]

Ha !!

I read the topic line too quickly and thought he had an offer from Leeds UTD!!!!!

That wouldn't have gone down to well

[STEMO]

Ha !!

I read the topic line too quickly and thought he had an offer from Leeds UTD!!!!!

That wouldn't have gone down to well

I think that dozy old git Opti did as well 

[STEMO]

On the positive side,you can be very proud not only of you parenting skills,but also of him for having achieved this much and hopefully he'll go on to greater things in future