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[TD]

Insurance, of any kind, is for peace of mind. You can't put a price on that.
Sure, you could save your monthly premium in a building society, and get 0.25% interest, but until you had enough to pay for your funeral, you'd be a worried man/woman.

That's the biggest con of the lot imo. Pay thousands of pounds to meet up somewhere and cry over the fact that the corpse of your loved one is in the wooden box at the front. And then see it lowered into a hole in the ground or disappear through a pair of curtains so they can be burnt to dust.
Most people don't seem to realise there is no legal compulsion to do any of this, apart from disposing of the corpse in a legal manner.
After the ordeal of my Dads funeral a couple of years ago, I told my nearest & dearest that I don't want a funeral of any kind, unless they feel strongly that it would somehow do them some good.
My remains can be sent to the local crematorium without all the ceremonial fuss, and then they can collect the ashes (if they want to) and scatter them somewhere appropriate - such as the doorway of the local VX parts dept. 

Ummm cremation leave the bones....a bone crusher turns them to 'dust' 

I don't care where I go....I wont know after all....let the council do a 'paupers' burning as far as I'm concerned and use my ashes to do some good on the roses in the local park if they want.....but that will probably health and safety issue...so chucked in a skip will do 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Insurance, of any kind, is for peace of mind. You can't put a price on that.
Sure, you could save your monthly premium in a building society, and get 0.25% interest, but until you had enough to pay for your funeral, you'd be a worried man/woman.

That's the biggest con of the lot imo. Pay thousands of pounds to meet up somewhere and cry over the fact that the corpse of your loved one is in the wooden box at the front. And then see it lowered into a hole in the ground or disappear through a pair of curtains so they can be burnt to dust.
Most people don't seem to realise there is no legal compulsion to do any of this, apart from disposing of the corpse in a legal manner.
After the ordeal of my Dads funeral a couple of years ago, I told my nearest & dearest that I don't want a funeral of any kind, unless they feel strongly that it would somehow do them some good.
My remains can be sent to the local crematorium without all the ceremonial fuss, and then they can collect the ashes (if they want to) and scatter them somewhere appropriate - such as the doorway of the local VX parts dept. 

You could become a recycled pollen filter.

[TheBoy]

Doctor,
I'd much rather see Parky sell his soul to the devil, than watch that ugly bint Shami open her cakehole, as worse crap comes out of that.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doctor,
I'd much rather see Parky sell his soul to the devil, than watch that ugly bint Shami open her cakehole, as worse crap comes out of that.

You can't fool me, TB.

You fancy the arse off sexy Shami.

[TheBoy]

Doctor,
I'd much rather see Parky sell his soul to the devil, than watch that ugly bint Shami open her cakehole, as worse crap comes out of that.

You can't fool me, TB.

You fancy the arse off sexy Shami.

Err, no.  She's properly pig ugly, probably started life as a man, and so full of shit, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

She'd be fairly high up the cull list, not because of her god awful looks, but because of her misplaced stupidity around do-gooding.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doctor,
I'd much rather see Parky sell his soul to the devil, than watch that ugly bint Shami open her cakehole, as worse crap comes out of that.

You can't fool me, TB.

You fancy the arse off sexy Shami.

Err, no.  She's properly pig ugly, probably started life as a man, and so full of shit, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

She'd be fairly high up the cull list, not because of her god awful looks, but because of her misplaced stupidity around do-gooding.

Far too fussy.

[Rods2]

Doctor,
I'd much rather see Parky sell his soul to the devil, than watch that ugly bint Shami open her cakehole, as worse crap comes out of that.

You can't fool me, TB.

You fancy the arse off sexy Shami.

IMO she looks like a Dutch seawall.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doctor,
I'd much rather see Parky sell his soul to the devil, than watch that ugly bint Shami open her cakehole, as worse crap comes out of that.

You can't fool me, TB.

You fancy the arse off sexy Shami.

IMO she looks like a Dutch seawall.

I had to look this one up, Mr Rods.

Yet another term for 'lezzer' or 'rug muncher'

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doctor,
I'd much rather see Parky sell his soul to the devil, than watch that ugly bint Shami open her cakehole, as worse crap comes out of that.

You can't fool me, TB.

You fancy the arse off sexy Shami.

Err, no.  She's properly pig ugly, probably started life as a man, and so full of shit, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

She'd be fairly high up the cull list, not because of her god awful looks, but because of her misplaced stupidity around do-gooding.

Wouldn't it be better to see if you could cure her of her lesbianism with  a good shag.

[TheBoy]

Doctor,
I'd much rather see Parky sell his soul to the devil, than watch that ugly bint Shami open her cakehole, as worse crap comes out of that.

You can't fool me, TB.

You fancy the arse off sexy Shami.

Err, no.  She's properly pig ugly, probably started life as a man, and so full of shit, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

She'd be fairly high up the cull list, not because of her god awful looks, but because of her misplaced stupidity around do-gooding.

Wouldn't it be better to see if you could cure her of her lesbianism with  a good shag.

I'm all for Lesbianism, and joining in.  But wouldn't go near her with an old stick.

[TheBoy]

And oh shit, I really wish I hadn't posted that from a works connection. Opps.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

And oh shit, I really wish I hadn't posted that from a works connection. Opps.

Too late.

[Doctor Gollum]

And oh shit, I really wish I hadn't posted that from a works connection. Opps.

Too late.

New Year, new job...

[Sir Tigger KC]

And oh shit, I really wish I hadn't posted that from a works connection. Opps.

Too late.

New Year, new job...

 

[TD]

And oh shit, I really wish I hadn't posted that from a works connection. Opps.

Too late.

New Year, new job...

 

Trying to get my head round that.....

Ok I can see a company logging where its employees visit on the WWW, but how do they log whats been typed into a discussion board?  and further more, why would they care