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[Darth Loo-knee]

A little girl goes into a petshop and asks, " excuthe me do you have any wikkle wabbits?" the shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is at her level and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fluffy black wabbit, or one like that wikkle brown one over there?" the little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels and whispers "I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a f**k"....

[alexandjen]

 

[Jimbob]

 

[Vamps]

 

[rickyboy]

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Zeus, the greek god flying over ancient Greece, spotted a gorgeous naked woman washing by a lake.
He went and made love to her, then told her, "In 9 months you will have a child and you will name him Hercules." she smiles and replies "In 9 days you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes! now F**k Off!!!!

[markey mark]

 

[Banjax]

good ones  

[LJay]

 

[Mr Skrunts]

PMSL  

[bertiecbx550]

Council worker goes and knocks on the chinese takeaways door...asks wheres ya bin mate? ...takeaway owners says" i no bin anywhere!"...nah mate "wheres ya bin?"..takeaway owner replies"I no bin anywere!"...coucil worker asks"Nah mate wheres ya wheelie bin??"...Takeaway owner then replies "ok ok ok i weally bin upstairs avin a w**k......"

[Darth Loo-knee]

Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word Dough.
Little Jane's hand goes up, "In Italy they use Dough to make Pizzas!" excellent says the teacher.
Mary raises her hand, "My baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play Dough!" brilliant replies the teacher.
Bob lifts his hand "My mummy says Dad is so useless she has to use a dil Dough!".....

[rickyboy]

Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word Dough.
Little Jane's hand goes up, "In Italy they use Dough to make Pizzas!" excellent says the teacher.
Mary raises her hand, "My baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play Dough!" brilliant replies the teacher.
Bob lifts his hand "My mummy says Dad is so useless she has to use a dil Dough!".....

Good one.  

[amigov6]

Council worker goes and knocks on the chinese takeaways door...asks wheres ya bin mate? ...takeaway owners says" i no bin anywhere!"...nah mate "wheres ya bin?"..takeaway owner replies"I no bin anywere!"...coucil worker asks"Nah mate wheres ya wheelie bin??"...Takeaway owner then replies "ok ok ok i weally bin upstairs avin a w**k......"

[amigov6]

 

Zeus, the greek god flying over ancient Greece, spotted a gorgeous naked woman washing by a lake.He went and made love to her, then told her, "In 9 months you will have a child and you will name him Hercules." she smiles and replies "In 9 days you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes! now F**k Off!!!!

Lisp joke. Thor the god of thunder was bored of making storms & feeling a little fruity dived down to earth & grabbed a vestel virgin. Being a gentleman at heart, after taking his pleasure he felt he should at least introduce himself so he knelt between her thighs & proudly announced " I'm Thor" she replies "Tho am i but it wath fun"