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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's really bad in our house. My wife is a modern, free-thinking, sympathetic, liberal headteacher. Whereas I am normal. It's been known to cause friction. 

Headmistress. The word is headmistress.

Use the 'politically correct' headteacher again and I will send you to see a very strict headmistress for some much overdue discipline.

You have been warned.

Is that your 'teaching' friend Miss Whiplash.

I get the feeling STMO would welcome strict discipline from a  headmistress dressed in a basque, high heels and suspenders.
The episode might finish him off though.

You get fed up with it after a while. Mind you, being walked on by stilettos is preferable to being constantly bashed on the head with laptops. I reckon it was that that made you buy the jag.

I agree.

[STEMO]

It's really bad in our house. My wife is a modern, free-thinking, sympathetic, liberal headteacher. Whereas I am normal. It's been known to cause friction. 

Headmistress. The word is headmistress.

Use the 'politically correct' headteacher again and I will send you to see a very strict headmistress for some much overdue discipline.

You have been warned.

Is that your 'teaching' friend Miss Whiplash.

I get the feeling STMO would welcome strict discipline from a  headmistress dressed in a basque, high heels and suspenders.
The episode might finish him off though.

You get fed up with it after a while. Mind you, being walked on by stilettos is preferable to being constantly bashed on the head with laptops. I reckon it was that that made you buy the jag.

I agree.

If you like, I'll put my high heels on and giving you a good kneading. I'll shave my legs first, of course. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's really bad in our house. My wife is a modern, free-thinking, sympathetic, liberal headteacher. Whereas I am normal. It's been known to cause friction. 

Headmistress. The word is headmistress.

Use the 'politically correct' headteacher again and I will send you to see a very strict headmistress for some much overdue discipline.

You have been warned.

Is that your 'teaching' friend Miss Whiplash.

I get the feeling STMO would welcome strict discipline from a  headmistress dressed in a basque, high heels and suspenders.
The episode might finish him off though.

You get fed up with it after a while. Mind you, being walked on by stilettos is preferable to being constantly bashed on the head with laptops. I reckon it was that that made you buy the jag.

I agree.

If you like, I'll put my high heels on and giving you a good kneading. I'll shave my legs first, of course. 

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Would you be offended if I decline your kind offer? If you were a 25 year old woman  with big tits my response would be different.

[Kevin Wood]

Would you be offended if I decline your kind offer? If you were a 25 year old woman  with big tits my response would be different.

Simply big tits? Doesn't matter what size everything else is? You might want to reconsider your criteria. We'd hate to see you get punctured.

[STEMO]

Would you be offended if I decline your kind offer? If you were a 25 year old woman  with big tits my response would be different.

Simply big tits? Doesn't matter what size everything else is? You might want to reconsider your criteria. We'd hate to see you get punctured.

Speak for yourself.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Would you be offended if I decline your kind offer? If you were a 25 year old woman  with big tits my response would be different.

Simply big tits? Doesn't matter what size everything else is? You might want to reconsider your criteria. We'd hate to see you get punctured.

We're all aware of Lord Opti's lack of standards in these matters.    I'd wager it's many a year since he last looked a woman in the eye!     

[Rods2]

It's really bad in our house. My wife is a modern, free-thinking, sympathetic, liberal headteacher. Whereas I am normal. It's been known to cause friction. 

Headmistress. The word is headmistress.

Use the 'politically correct' headteacher again and I will send you to see a very strict headmistress for some much overdue discipline.

You have been warned.

Is that your 'teaching' friend Miss Whiplash.

I get the feeling STMO would welcome strict discipline from a  headmistress dressed in a basque, high heels and suspenders.
The episode might finish him off though.

You get fed up with it after a while. Mind you, being walked on by stilettos is preferable to being constantly bashed on the head with laptops. I reckon it was that that made you buy the jag.

I think that is so his transport fits in with the ministerial Jag's where they are all waiting to be 'seen' by Miss Whiplash!

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Tim Farron (politica, intellectual and physical pygmy) has just been on the news saying that the PM must listen to the growing number of people signing the petition against Trump. The petition now has over a million signatures.
This is the same Tim Farron who is on TV almost every day explaining why the house of commons must ignore the votes of 17.4 million people.
I don't know how he keeps a straight face while saying it. 

[Entwood]

Tim Farron (politica, intellectual and physical pygmy) has just been on the news saying that the PM must listen to the growing number of people signing the petition against Trump. The petition now has over a million signatures.
This is the same Tim Farron who is on TV almost every day explaining why the house of commons must ignore the votes of 17.4 million people.
I don't know how he keeps a straight face while saying it. 

Do what I've done .. email him asking him to explain his hypocrisy ....  somehow I doubt I'll get an answer ..   

[Doctor Gollum]

Tim Farron (politica, intellectual and physical pygmy) has just been on the news saying that the PM must listen to the growing number of people signing the petition against Trump. The petition now has over a million signatures.
This is the same Tim Farron who is on TV almost every day explaining why the house of commons must ignore the votes of 17.4 million people.
I don't know how he keeps a straight face while saying it. 

Do what I've done .. email him asking him to explain his hypocrisy ....  somehow I doubt I'll get an answer ..   

You presume he can actually read...

Besides, I really don't know what all the fuss is about. With all the SLady bitshorping oppswits lining themselves up to get shot first, the Muslims won't get a look in

[STEMO]

Tim Farron (politica, intellectual and physical pygmy) has just been on the news saying that the PM must listen to the growing number of people signing the petition against Trump. The petition now has over a million signatures.
This is the same Tim Farron who is on TV almost every day explaining why the house of commons must ignore the votes of 17.4 million people.
I don't know how he keeps a straight face while saying it. 

Tim who...?

[STEMO]

Ahhh...the Tim who is liberal but who's church group denounce homosexuality.

[Doctor Gollum]

Ahhh...the Tim who is liberal but who's church group denounce homosexuality.

And when the trumpets were blown, the walls of Jericho came a tumbling down...

[Migalot]

Tim Farron (politica, intellectual and physical pygmy) has just been on the news saying that the PM must listen to the growing number of people signing the petition against Trump. The petition now has over a million signatures.
This is the same Tim Farron who is on TV almost every day explaining why the house of commons must ignore the votes of 17.4 million people.
I don't know how he keeps a straight face while saying it. 

I saw earlier that there were people from all over the world signing that, plus bots of course. 

Online petitions are a sop and easily faked. However, just to wind-up the lefties and SJWs, I signed this one (although it's a bit mealy-mouthed and poorly spelled):

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/178844

[Lazydocker]

Tim Farron (politica, intellectual and physical pygmy) has just been on the news saying that the PM must listen to the growing number of people signing the petition against Trump. The petition now has over a million signatures.
This is the same Tim Farron who is on TV almost every day explaining why the house of commons must ignore the votes of 17.4 million people.
I don't know how he keeps a straight face while saying it. 

I saw earlier that there were people from all over the world signing that, plus bots of course. 

Online petitions are a sop and easily faked. However, just to wind-up the lefties and SJWs, I signed this one (although it's a bit mealy-mouthed and poorly spelled):

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/178844

But the other petition clearly states that he should visit in his capacity of POTUS but that he shouldn't be given the pomp and circumstance of visiting the royal family.

He's already making noises that he doesn't want to meet with Charles or Pip the Greek because he expects an argument with them