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[Mister Rog]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38851097

There seems to be a vegetable shortage. In public this is being blamed on the weather in Spain, the reality is that Greggs overordered it's normal supply of lettuce.

However, in my usual public spirited manner I am happy to exchange my rations of lettuce for portions of triple fried chips. Sausage rolls will also be considered but only good quality jumbo size !
 

[tigers_gonads]

There are plenty in the House of Commons going spare if you run short 

[STEMO]

Well....I don't know exactly who's fault this is......but it definitely isn't mine. 

[tigers_gonads]

Me too 

Shhhhhhh  Don't tell Geoff 

[2boxerdogs]

What is Lettuce? 😂😂😂

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well....I don't know exactly who's fault this is......but it definitely isn't mine. 

I agree. Fruit and vegetables in the North of the country will never catch on.


.......and a deep fried Mars bar does not count as one of your five-a-day.

[ronnyd]

I blame Brexit

[STEMO]

Well....I don't know exactly who's fault this is......but it definitely isn't mine. 

I agree. Fruit and vegetables in the North of the country will never catch on.


.......and a deep fried Mars bar does not count as one of your five-a-day.

I had some marmalade on my toast this morning, there's one.....oranges. I've just had a Bakewell tart with my ham buttie, strawberry jam in that.....two. And it's only midday yet.

[Varche]

I blame Brexit

I do normally for anything that goes wrong however having seen the snows and then floods at first hand here in Spain, I can vouch for the authenticity of the story.

[TD]

Who eats lettuce in the middle of winter anyway 

Hardly comfort food, which I reckon most people eat in the winter time 

I come home in the evening, wanting a nice steak pie or roast dinner or some meat grilled at this time of year....never want a ham salad!...that's summertime food!

[Mister Rog]

Who eats lettuce in the middle of winter anyway 

Hardly comfort food, which I reckon most people eat in the winter time 

I come home in the evening, wanting a nice steak pie or roast dinner or some meat grilled at this time of year....never want a ham salad!...that's summertime food!

I'll be around in about an hour or so   

[TD]

Who eats lettuce in the middle of winter anyway 

Hardly comfort food, which I reckon most people eat in the winter time 

I come home in the evening, wanting a nice steak pie or roast dinner or some meat grilled at this time of year....never want a ham salad!...that's summertime food!

I'll be around in about an hour or so   

Too late! lol....Just placed an order from local curry house.....takeaway or I should say delivered....but no lettuce in sight 

Its the weekend....I don't do cooking at the weekend.....During the week yes.....

[BazaJT]

Yes a couple of weeks ago it was being described as the courgette crisis now it's moved on to other veg type stuff.Supermarkets are rationing the amounts people can buy of broccoli and such.

[STEMO]

I do eat veg, obviously, but I can't remember the last time I had courgette and I don't think I've ever had aubergine.

[ronnyd]

The only time i eat courgette is when SWMBO puts it in one of her delicious Thai curries, YUM.